Are you serious?

Used to express frustration and disbelief.

*Moving Walkway at ski resort stops*
Little kid in front of me: Are you serious? Are you serious?

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serious girl

A girl who is cool, good friend, takes life seriously.
This word is most commonly used oppositely.
The word 'girl' is also interchangeable.

Girl1: Babe whats going on with you and Sarah?
Girl2: She screwed my brother.
Girl1: Oh my god she is NOT a serious girl!

Person1: MATE this sandwich tastes like crap
Person2: Its not a serious sandwich

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Serious Buisness

Buisness that is very, very serious. Also the kind of company a serious person could start.

Brianna: Jonny, can I ask you something?
Jonny: Depends, is it important?
Brianna: Let's jsut say its serious buisness.
Jonny: Okay. Sweet.

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Serious Cat

A very interesting cat that lives in Toronto. Usually can be found pulling ninja like moves while fucking mad cat hoes.

Rob: Damn i'm proud to own this balling cat named Serious.

Ben: Your cat is gay.

Serious Cat: Get at me "breaks Ben's neck"

Rob: LOLOLOLOLOL

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serious shit

1. Commonly used as a response to anothers statment of disbelief in a questioning manner.

2. Also used to add severity to a description.

1. "Did you hear he fucked that fools lady?" Serious shit?

2. Two thirty round clips velcroed together with hollowpoints for an AK-47 is some serious shit.

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Serious Relationship

When the partners stop sharing a laugh with each other and arguing becomes their means of communication

Have you seen Jane and Tom? Their relationship has taken a turn for the worse, its now a serious relationship!!!

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Serious Damage

Code word for using the bathroom for a long time. As if sick.

"Dude, are you doing some serious damage in there?"

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