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Kentucky tea-bag

The act of pouring burbon in a woman's mouth, then dunking your balls into said mouth

I'm going to take her home and give her a good ol' Kentucky tea-bag

by Bigred22 January 11, 2017


Virtual Tea Bag

To take a picture of one's testicles using a cellular phone, then sending that picture to a friend or enemy (picture message).

Often part of a Virtual Tea Bag Campaign where several people perform the Virtual Tea Bag on one unsuspecting friend.

by Shorty Short Shorts March 21, 2008

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Dirty Tea Bag

A variation of the Tea Bag where the man faces away from the woman, putting his asshole directly over her face while dipping his nutsack into and out of her mouth.

She loved the smell of my ass so much that she insisted I give her a Dirty Tea Bag every night before bed.

by Sebastian Cannon May 31, 2008

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tea bag party

when a bunch of americans, predominantly republicans, get together to bash the Obama administration, the government's apparent intent to brainwash all americans, and tax the US into poverty.

These are normally funded by wealthy republicans

dude!! some crazy shit went down at the tea bag party those rich guys put on at the town hall last night,

some guy was convinced the new Digital TV receivers were actually brainwashing machines..

by twinny22 October 28, 2009

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Purple Tea Bag

To thoroughly marinate one's balls in ink prior to performing the 'Classic Tea Bag' leaving the victim's lips and tongue stained with sweaty ball-ink.

Guy 1: "Hey did you see Ralph today? What's that on his mouth?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, I totally purple tea bagged his ass last night."

by FallOfHaVok September 20, 2008

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Pasty Tea Bag

A replacement word for someone who is defined as a dick, cock-sucker, or a plain old prick. Can be used to express anger.

"Stop tail-gating me, you pasty tea bag!"
"I'm going to the bathroom. Wanna hold my dick, you pasty tea bag?"

by The Urban Asshole January 17, 2009

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Tea Bag Drag

When tea bagging, you drag your balls across her face.

I gave Jenny the ol' tea bag drag!

by mr. dutch rudder March 17, 2009

30๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž