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Numpty

An excellent beer (OG1044 4.2% abv)brewed at the microbrewery of The Ramโ€™s Head, Wakefield Road, Sowerby Bridge, West Yorkshire HX6 2AZ.
Have too many and you turn into one....

glug.... burp..........

by Ian Hamer November 27, 2003

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Numpti Tard

1. A person possessed of exceedingly stupid opinions.

2. A person who uses wild gesticulations of the hands and arms to explain an exceedingly stupid idea.

3. A person who displays distain for the attributes of others whale simultaneously displaying exceedingly stupid attributes of their own.

"He is a numpti tard"

by Word hermit September 10, 2011

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numpty

a bastard turnip

you fucking numpty mr murray

by blaze11 June 20, 2004

1๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


numpty head

An individual whos head is so confused they are forever making mistakes. A polite way of calling somone a dick head!

Why have you come out of the house with no trousers on you numpty head!

by nutman17 May 9, 2007

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


numpty bird

Girl that has not mstered the art of walking even at the age of fifteen.
the in-ability to string an inteligent sentance together.

Alanna of the Lee clan is a numpty bird

by Uncle Andy Kiely February 10, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


numpty

Patrick Numpty Carolan

Is a silly b*ll*cks from County Louth who drives a clapped out BMW.
A complete know all who is so fond of himself that he would crawl up his own arse.

by All in production.Engineering,Quality,Wood,etc January 26, 2005

1๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Numpty Head

A silly person

He's a pure numpty head !

by buzzzwords January 20, 2021