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A small adverse city in the Hudson Valley largely known for having Billy Costello, a tiny shopping mall (which unbeknowingly is in the shape of a swastika), fancy pubs bars and eateries rittled with late night middle aged alcoholics, and let's not forget the most ghetto school system in Ulster County. A mild hub for citiots and Jersey tourists during cerntain seasons, Kingston is (domestically) described as a"turd sandwich, lightly garnished in minstral blood and human fecal matter" for the dense population of douchebags, bullshitters, and self centered self loathing depressed assholes. Although many may disagree, Kingston has virtually no culture or local flavor despite having the rich history of being the first capital of NY.
Person #1: Yo you hear bout DAT nigga in midtown Kingston NY who almost got blasted?
Person #2: Yo dat nigga stress. You don't be walking down Pearl St. at night. You to big a pussy anyway nigga.
Person #1 (snaps teeth aggressively) Nigga wich yo ulgy ass! I know you ain't tryna spar nigga!
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Piece of shit small town where teen pregnancies are nothing but the usual. The ball flats is where the drugs are at, and pizza is your only choice of food. Fieldhockey and Wrestling is big and weed is something you grow up around.
lets get the fuck outta Greene, NY.
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A town in Western New York that sucks. It is full of crack heads, sluts, pill junkies, child touchers, meth heads, liars, alcoholics and old people. People in Olean tend to think that they live in a great town when the truth is the town completly sucks ass. The hang out late at night is Perkins and you can also hang out at Wal Mart. If you live in Olean you live within five minutes of a bar. You can walk from bar to bar yet people are dumb enough to drive. There is a abundence of sluts in Olean so getting laid is no problem. People in Olean tend to lie to people they have no life so they want you to think they do. These same people will also steal from you as they are most likely a junkie of some sort.
Dude your from Olean NY? How long have you been out of rehab?
So i see your from Olean NY.....Guess that means we will be having sex tonight.
Olean NY huh? Got any drugs i can buy from you?
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may be the worst place on earth. but definately the worst people. go there and see that only druggie failure artists live in that place.
I suck at life, maybe i should move to HORNELL, NY to fit in with the other dirtbags.
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Less then 25 minuits from Manhattan, Ridgewood is a wroking-class town in Queens,New York(a small portion dips into Brooklyn).Ridgewood has tons of stores and alot of the kids that live there are highly active and cool.To the north is Bushwick,south is East New York,west is Williamsburg and east is Glendale. Ridgewood has people from all races,mostly being Black,Hispanic,Polish and Indian. Transportation is great(busses,trains,taxi stations and yellow cabs),but parking in Ridgewood is absulutley murder.
Ridgewood is a nice place to live in.
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Basically everybody is jealous of your location. You are a train ride away from Manhattan which in your words is just the city.You are basically a legacy at Sacred Heart, St. Roberts, OLBS, St. Kevin’s p.s. 41. ps. 31 ms 158 or ms 74.. For high school if you were a girl or a guy you went to Prep. A guy went to Cross. You make friends in high school but you know the real people you hang out with went to your grammar school i.e. Sacred Heart. One of your parents probably dated one of your friend’s parents at some point in their childhood. You are either Irish or Italian and extremely proud of it ( or mabye the minoritys like koreans, preuvian, russian, chinese,etc). .
At age 13 you started hanging out at Bay Terrace and Crocheron by the gazebos until you are about 15 and start going to Dempsey’s ( and yes it is still called Dempsey’s even though the name has been changed to McGuire’s) for 10 cent wings on Wednesdays. Eventually you class yourself up and head across the street to Ladies night at Bourbon’s street. A big night out is heading to the city and taking the dreaded 4:19 train back and seeing everyone who went to your grammar school at Penn Station.
At 17 when you get you license you have to drive it on frany lou. You know that hooking up with; messing with, seeing and going out with someone are completely different things. You don’t understand why but everyone is jealous that you live right by Bell Blvd. After prom you most likely attended the booze cruise. You would never actually go to Time Square on New Years. Instead you go to someone’s summer house in the long island, Hamptons, Montauk, Breezy or PA. Any place outside the city is foreign and not a pleasant place to be. (i.e chicago)
Everybody knows everybody and everybody’s business.
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Small town in upstate NY that has more cows than people. Only dry town in NY. Hillbillies party in fields and barns. Lots of teens die in drunk driving accidents. The Big hang out is Stewart's where people chill with their shit smelling boots and debate what is better ford or Chevy.
Hi I'm from Argyle NY
Isn't that the dry town?
Yeah unfortunally
at least you don't have to worry about careless teens driving drunk.
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