The practice of procuring a filet-o-fish (fish sandwich) from McDonalds and proceeding to give oneself a reach-around within the state of Oklahoma. Reach-around enthusiasts world wide still engage in heated reach around orgies and debate in what came first the Oklahoma McSally or the Texas Two Step.
Chad was pumped for his fishy Friday night. With a quick pass through the drive-thru, Chad had his hand on his hot date and was set for the Oklahoma McSally of a lifetime.
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Where a man/woman sits on the lap of his/her partner and spreads his/her butt cheeks and squeezes out a waxy bowel movement onto the lap of his/her partner. The way to get ready for this sexual move is to eat foods high in fats for several days before hand.
This girl from college did this new thing to me called “The Oklahoma Canoe” where she squeezed a shit on my leg.
When you butter up an ear of corn and place it in your partners rectum.
Thomas had a nice Oklahoma picnic with his girlfriend.
Having a beer in the shower.
After my shit day at work I had an Oklahoma Sauna
When a man inserts his erect penis into another person's mouth (forceable oral sodomy )while they are passed out. If you are in Oklahoma and the recipient of this is passed out drunk, this is legal. Thus the name.
Let's get that tramp all saucy and have us an Oklahoma coma party, I'm first!
Let's get that tramp all saucy and have us an Oklahoma coma party, I'm first!
"The act of ripping a huge guff in your partners face whilst having your salad tossed"
'Darlene was tossing Jarod's salad, he then shouted '*Oklahoma Blowout* and guffed in Darlene's face.
An Oklahoma threesome involves a man, a goat and a pony. It usually involves the man having anal sex with the goat while the pony performs a rimjob on the man.
Ma caught shitty Bill having an Oklahoma threesome in the barn. He was feeding to the goat while the pony licked his heiny.