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Our savior, producer of amazing from the Elder Scrolls and Fallout series.
All hail Todd Howard.
Todd Howard's past:
Kid Todd: I'm gonna make videogames and everyone is gonna play 'em!
Kid Assholes: You dork. Go back to the chess club.
Todd Howard's present:
Adult Todd: Who's laughing now?
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To Be Morbidly Obese, Yet Still Finds A Way Into A Little Boyโs Asshole.
Madajio: Did You Hear Why BIGGIEYYY Got Sent To The Big House?
Julian: He Got Caught Pulling A Todd, Which Violated His Masterbation-Probation.
To inject trenbolone at an extremely high rate
I was feeling small, so I Todd Smath'd in the bathroom before bed.
A guy who thinks he can arm wrestle but all he does is lay under the table and stares at his opponents dick.
I seen you Michael Todd me when we arm wrestled, you meat gazed.
A form of high five popularized by the character "The Todd" from the show Scrubs. It involves giving a strong high five(usually so hard it makes an Indiana Jones snapping his whip sound)snapping, and then saying what the high five was for.The description of the five can also go before the five.
The Todd Five uses:
EX 1
Person: He really stuck it in me
Todd:"Thats what she said five!"*Five* *snap*
EX 2
Guy:Will you go out with me?
Girl:Nope.
Todd: *five* *snap* "Rejection five!"
Someone who is a extreme lightweight. Aka someone who can't handle any more than 2 standard drinks.
Person 1 - Wow. That guy is such a lightweight.
Person 2 - Yeah, what a Todd.
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/ หdสeษช sษn tษd / (jey-son tod)
Verb:
The act of being beaten to death in Ethiopia by a psychotic clown with a crowbar.
Noun:
An angsty teen who has been beaten to death in Ethiopia by a psychotic clown with a crowbar.
person 1: Yo.
person 2: You're an asshole.
person 1: You ever read Death in The Family?
person 2: No, why?
person 1: Because I'm about to Jason Todd your ass.
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