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The act of one man flicking another man's penis with any object besides his hand (to avoid any homosexual accusations), the flick must be brisk and gentle so said man does not get injured. While in the process Man 1 must shout "Shifting Gears!"
Man 0: Bro, you gotta go shift gears...
Man 1: I got it... *proceeds to 'shift gears' on Man 2*...SHIFTING GEARS!
Man 2: You're dumb.
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A Gears Queer is one who plays the video game Gears of War a lot and thinks it's the best thing since butter and bread. To go along with this, they are arrogant, think they are "elite" and can "pwn n00bs", constantly talking sh*t on their mic's, etc. Let's just say they live up to their name.
"I play Gears of War, which is the best game ever, so i'm better than you, n00b!"
"STFU Gears Queer."
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A bipedal tank, capable of launching nuclear missles from anywhere on the face of the planet. Its earliest incarnation was the Shagohod, a tank which, using rocket boosters and about 3 miles of runway, was designed to launch ICBMs. This was destroyed in 1964 during Operation Snake Eater. Metal Gear as we know it today surfaced in 1995 in Outer Heaven, ironically in use by the man who destroyed its earlier model, Big Boss. After being destroyed, another Metal Gear appeared in Zanzibar land. After Solid Snake destroyed it and killed his father, he retired, until 6 years later, the US government decided to build their own model, REX. Liquid Snake and the rest of FOXHOUND took control of the Shadow Moses facility until Solid Snake destroyed it. After that, various models began turning up around the world.
Metal Gear! It can't be!
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Any acts of shadyness/sneakyness or when you don't want to be seen.
"My ex-girlfriend is in the mall, I better Metal Gear my way out of here"
"That man in the trenchcoat standing on the corner looks very Metal Gear"
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-An expression used to indicate to the receiver that theirs gears (like on a car) are too high, thus they need to relax, slow, chill out, gear down.
Stephan: OMG MAN roll that joint, get some food, man lets go over there, hey hand me your lighter, wheres that L? Liam likes boys..
Dev:Alright man you just gotta gear down...
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The smallest of chainrings on a bicycle with three chainrings. So easy to pedal your grandmother could ride it.
That hill was so steep, I wish my bike had a granny gear to get up it.
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A drinking game where you and a friend play Gears of War 1,2 on cooperative campaign on either hardcore or Insane difficulty (depending on your skill level). Each time a player dies that player which died must take a shot of some sort of liquor (The type of liquor is your choice, preferbly something cheap and nasty so your trying to stay alive) If both players die at one time then both must take a shot. Gears of Shots is fun way to get drunk while also requiring precision and teamwork. Also works well for pre-drinks before heading out.
I tried to revive Ben before he bled out, but I was killed by wretches before I could get to him, now we both have to take a shot. Gears of Shots is fucking awesome
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