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I little goblin that jumps out of random shrubbery and bites your nipples.
Did you see that nipple goblin?
The flaccid condition of ones dick after far to much delicious whiskey. Also known as Whiskey Dick.
Eric: Dude, did you take Tara home from the Molle Frijole last night?!?
Ferg: Fuck Yeah, Snake! I was all set to plow when the ole Wobbly Goblin made an appearance. I Ended up pushin rope for an hour before she passed out... Then another half hour after that..
noun: The bulge formed when men wear pants that are too tight.
antonym: camel toe
Those tight pants are giving you a goblin king.
A bratty little piece of shit that has greasy ass fucking hands and eats crayons.
Usually seen on toddler leashes.
That fucking Crotch Goblin is disgusting.
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An alternative name for Miracle Whip, coined by Matthew Inman of webcomic The Oatmeal.
This term is considered extremely offensive to goblins, as no one would want their cum compared to something as disgusting as Miracle Whip.
I asked for my sandwich with mayo, why the hell is it drenched in goblin cum?
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When a person who went out looking good has drank way to much and is now looking like a mess
Shaylee - Kaylan do u see Nikkis Face
Kayaln- OMG Nikki you look like a Goblin
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An imaginary entity that can be blamed for any number of random injuries sustained from a night of drinking, for which one can't remember the actual cause.
I have cuts all over my fingers and there's a bottle cap stuck in my knee. Damn beer goblin got me again.
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