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monkey

something that isn't useful. while not necessarily harmful, it offers no help and no information. originated in "Thumbtanic," when a diagram of a monkey was presented as an evacuation route, ("there's a way out, but it's not pretty!")

Source: "This isn't useful! This is a monkey!"

Example: Girl-"What are you doing tonight?"

Boy (vaguely)- "I'm going to do some things."

Girl- "That's a monkey!"

Example: Math teacher- "This set of parentheses is a monkey. They don't tell us anything we didn't already know."

by superdoll September 24, 2005

6๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Monkey

1)hairy creatures, often described as cheeky. God only knows why, as all they do is eat bannanas, steal things, pull car ariels off, and fling poo. And thats not cheeky. Thats anarchy

2)To be "monkeyed", incredibly stoned or drunk, to the point at one one becomes completely incomprehensible and scampers around on all fours

3) slang term for genitals

4)cockney slang for ยฃ500

5)usually affectionate term for an aquaintance

1)Shit! That bastard monkey just stole my cigarettes and then threw crap on my car!

2)yo dude, you were so fukin monkeyed last night!

Yeh?

Yeh man, you were babblin lik a bitch an scamperin round for hours!!! Then you blacked out...

3)yo, her monkey is tight!
His monkeys supposed to be twelve inches!

4)OI! You owe me a monkey u dirteh lickle slag!

5)You lil' monkey!

by the all knowing dude September 1, 2005

9๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


monkeys

another word for nuts (monkey nuts) ya herd

ooh that bitch kicked him right in tha monkeys

by anon. July 10, 2004

8๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Monkey

Bin Laden

Bin Laden wanna bannana?

by Someone you may never meet October 12, 2003

12๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


Monkey

Meaning Hairy Vagina

"trying to get to you and that monkey"

by jaydagurl August 17, 2006

10๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


monkey

Monkey is a code word for vagina.

Hey, I'd like to see her monkey.

by acidsnowman July 10, 2005

9๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


the monkey

Code name for collecting weed when you don't want people around you to know.

Phonecall: 'Yes, the monkey is in the cage"

by PoomPlex October 17, 2007

5๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž