Patty K

Typically cool people, pulls a ton of girls. Likes monkey games, and is an avid VR chad. If you need a friend, a Patty K is a good place to start. Patty K’s care for you, look out for you, and if you’re sad, will be there for you to vent to and to get comfort. If you need a good friend but don’t know where to start, look for a Patty K.

Hey, that guy over there is a real Patty K, he’d make a good friend

Patty Mills

To turn into Michael Jordan during an international tournament eg. FIBA World Cup, Olympics

Wow Ricky Rubio FIBA World cup MVP he has done Patty Mills

huff the patty

one who intensly sucks the inside of the vagina

eating a girl out, with more sucking huff the patty

Patty's Day

What dumb Americans call March 17th, thinking it is the abbreviation for St. Patrick's Day. The correct abbreviation is Paddy, as the name comes from the Gaelic 'Padraig'.

Dude look they dyed the river green for Patty's Day. Did you know I'm Irish? Yeah my grandfather once went there on holiday so I'm totally Irish. Happy Patty's Day!

jizz patty

1.(noun) Globules of semen resembling the shape of a chicken patty or hockey puck. They are often found about the breast, vagina, mouth, hair, etc. of a woman after sexing, or on carpeting in the immediate vicinity of a computer after masturbation to internet porn.

2.(noun) Liquid jizz wafers.

3.(noun) Semen stains often found on the sheets, carpet, matress, walls, heating and air conditioning unit, and pillows of hotel rooms.

plural: jizz patties

Example 1:
Jim: "Hey I heard you and Stacy got a room at the Kabumfuck Inn for this weekend?"
Ted: "Yeah. I hope the room isn't infested with jizz patties."

Example 2:
As he was about to climax, Joe pulled out and laid a big jizz patty on her left boob.

Example 3:
Before I go to bed at night, I like to fire out a couple jizz patties. Helps me go right to sleep.

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Pattie Boyd

Only the most beautiful sixties model, muse of George Harrison and Eric Clapton, had two of the greatest love songs of our time written about her "Something";"Layla" and overall sweetheart.

Dammit. Why can't we all be so lucky?

Pattie Boyd is the ultimate muse of the sixties.

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Fatty Patty

A kid who is really fucking round

damn Jacob, you lookin' like a fatty patty

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