jazz

A synonyme for sh*t that's bad or messed up for whatever reason. Always in a negative context.

Clean all this jazz up.
That jazz is wack.

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Jazz

verb: Jizz with an "A" instead of an "I". People commonly mistake this term to be so-called music.

She played the flute so well, that everyone who witnessed had to jazz.

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jazz

amazing girl who is so fly and everyone wants her.

Man that Jazz, I wish I could get a piece of that.

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jazz

crappyiest piece 'of so called music' ever made.. whoever likes it is a FREAK!

here's what i hear: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, very annoying... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Jazz

Ten people playing ten different songs at ten different speeds in ten different keys. Music, but just a step above polka.

"So this is Jazz?, I wish they'd all play the same thing. This is too damn confusing!"

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jazz

A word used to express pretty much anything good, but usually in the subject of women. The word was derived by a small boy named Edgar from Duxbury, Massachusetts.

Tay Tay: Hey man that girl is bending over.
Tommy: Jaazzzzzz

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jazz

Similarily known as "playing jazz", "listening to jazz". With reference to the type of music known as jazz, there is none. The word is an off-shoot of the word "jizz" (otherwise known as cum, spunk, skeet, etc.) that can be used in a setting where said dialogue may be deemed as inappropriate, to describe the action of ejaculating.

I'm saving up all my jazz to give to my girlfriend tonight.

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