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Curl Job

The act of being carried by one's female(or male) mate as if you were being carried out of the church after being wed, but make sure that your crotch and her/his mouth are perpendicular with each other. Once set, have said female(or male) curl you up as if you were a bar bell, thus making it to were your erect penis is inserted into her/his mouth, giving you a blow job. Repeat process until fully pleasured.

"So how did the date with Olga go last night??"

"Dude.....she gave me a curl job...."

by Petcopaul October 30, 2009


Bro Job

A blowjob among a fellow a bro. It can only be initiated if your fellow bro, looks down as he is receiving the bro job, to assert this is just bros, helping a bro out, as you climax your bro must also swallow and say 2 magic words: "NO HOMO".

"DUde you looking pretty swole"

"Uh why you looking"

"Not like that dude, I mean no homo."

"Oh for sure. want to give me a bro job?"

"Fuck yea dawg."

by BRahhhhhD July 25, 2018

160๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Stealth Job

The act of pleasuring another person in public by either using the hand or mouth. This would likely occur in the back corner of a classroom, or the very backseat of a public bus.

"Man.. I heard Tina gave you a stealth job in math class the other day?!"

"Yeah, Mrs. Dunford never saw a thing."

by Slander89 February 5, 2010

52๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


smock job

A low-paying job in the retail industry that requires the wearing of a smock. The smock generally has a corporate logo or advertising slogan printed on it, turning the employee into a human billboard. The smock is often seen as demeaning by the employees who must wear them. Excellent examples of smock jobs are the salespeople at stores such as Wal-Mart, Sam's Club and Home Depot.

When Steve's job in the tech sector was eliminated and sent offshore, he had to swallow his pride and take a smock job at Wal-Mart just to pay the bills.

by Led Zeppole March 18, 2004

64๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sweep Job

A sweep job is when someone sweeps, one's privates as a sexual act. You can choose between straw, plastic, or steel bristles for more friction.

The maid enters the room holding a broom, and says, "Hey boys anyone want a sweep job?"

by SlikWilly March 18, 2018


Yard Job

To drive through somones lawn, spining the tires in it and causing damage to the yard.

Steve gave Matt a great Yard Job last night after the game.

by Colin April 12, 2004

65๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lob Job

a sexual move that involves a woman giving a man a handjob while wearing an oven mitt, thus resembling the claw of a lobster.

Steve: Hey foods teacher, put that oven mitt on and jerk me off.
Foods teacher: oh, you mean give you a lob job, sure.
Steve: oh wow, your the best!

by PITTdav25 October 29, 2007

98๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž