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A seductive dance that can get you an all access pass to his/her pubic regions.
Kyle: I did the pubic shuffle to seduce her...
Matt: how far did ya get?
Kyle: homerun bitch
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When you put your iPod on shuffle at party or social gathering and you project yourself forward thinking "What's it going to play next?" Jarvis Cocker is often credited as coining this term.
Guy 1: "Dude this is awesome. Those songs transitioned into each other perfectly. I wonder what it's gonna play next"
Guy 2: "Oh no, what is it gonna play next?! Will it be as good?!?"
Guy 1: "Dude you're getting Shuffle Anxiety"
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When people walk outside during long, cold winters in Minnesota, they shuffle their feet so as to not slip on the icy sidewalks. They will also hunch over, bury their heads in their scarves and shove their hands in their coat pockets.
Walking around downtown Minneapolis in January you can see a lot of people doing the Minnesota shuffle.
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masturbation
performed by Al Bundy or Bud Bundy (and their ancestors)
Al: I had my best bundy shuffle in my wedding night.
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Taking your top 8 and moving the whores or man whores around, because of something they may do or say to make you want to drop or raise them.
Myspace shuffle bitch, to number 8 you go!
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The oblivious, zombielike walk characteristic of the public iPod user. The iPlod Shuffle is often observable in areas such as gyms, shopping malls and college campuses. Shufflers are distinguishable by vacant stares, open-mouthed breathing patterns and a tendency to consistently get in the way of timely transit.
There were so many iPlod Shuffles downtown today, it was like fucking Resident Evil.
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When someone pisses you off so you proceed to dance around them punching them in the face with one hand, and eating a hot cream filled doughnut in the other.
William: “What is your problem?”
Billy: “You have done pissed me off, now I’m gonna give you the Cincinnati Shuffle!”
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