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When you are shitting and the water splashes right back into the ole butthole before it closes back up.
Who needs a beday? I just had a toilet enema today.
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When I entered the stall, I was greeted with a messy bowl of toilet chili that Jimmy had left behind.
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When you produce a short, but loud fart while sitting on a toilet that sounds like an angry duck (in part by the toilet bowl amplifying the sound).
"I could hear Jim's toilet duck from outside of the bathroom."
The deposition of shit, piss, vomit, blood, and other nasty fluids that go into a toilet that sits at the water level.
The most difficult fucking thing to clean ever.
I nearly vomited when i went to my friend's house and saw the toilet ring in his bathroom.
Blake's way of saying he is about to take a massive shit. In order to completely destroy the toilet, first you need to eat alot of spicy foods like buffalo chicken wings, chili, and Taco Bell food with alot of Diablo sauce. Second, wait a few hours later for the stuff to digest. Last of all, spend about a half hour on the toilet, then shit all over the toilet bowl and squeeze out a huge hunk of a turd. In the end, your stomach will feel better, but your ass would be sore for a while.
Blake: "I'll be right back. I gotta destroy the toilet."
(half hour later)
Me: "Are you ok?"
Blake: "Yeah, I just had to take a massive shit."
another name for a toilet plunger
The turd i shit in the toilet wouldn't go down after three flushes, so i grabbed the Toilet Axe and chopped it into smaller more flushable chunks.
The suspiciously loud sniff sound you make when someone is walking towards the toilet to signify you are in the toilet so they don't knock at the door.
Was that you toilet sniffing before?