Curling one out

When one excretes into the toilet basin in a manner similar to the curling of a mr whippy

Where have you been?, sorry ive been a while i was curling one out.

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Pound one out

To take a big dump

You got a bathroom? I gotta go pound one out!

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run one out

To kill kittens

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Bouncing One Out

The act of jumping on a trampoline while masturbating.

James Burden jumped on a trampoline while masturbating and looking through his neighbors window. Penis in one hand, cigarette in the other. "Hey everyone look! Old James is bouncing one out again lol".

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No one out pizza's the hut

The motto that the most popular pizza chain Pizza Hut uses. It is used in mainly ads or commercials for their pizza products, and always has the motto at the end of that ad. The phrase, "No one out pizza's the hut," means that no other pizza place can make better pizza.

"No one out pizza's the hut"

Rub One Out Of The Way

Masturbating in order to dispel distracting thoughts of sex while working/studying/trying to focus on something else.

I need to rub one out of the way so I can focus on studying for my midterms.

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one in one out diet

A diet based on making a bowel movement shortly after eating a meal to excrete the prior. Thus keeping a person at a consistent weight.

Person 1: Yo' Flossy.
Person 2: Sup?
Person 1: Hey man how do you stay so thin.
Person 2: The one in one out diet, I be shittin' all the time!

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