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Polycystic ovary syndrome (PCOS) is an endocrine disorder that affects approximately 5% of all women. It occurs amongst all races and nationalities, is the most common hormonal disorder among women of reproductive age, and is a leading cause of infertility.
The principal features are weight problems, lack of regular ovulation and/or menstruation, and excessive amounts or effects of androgenic (masculinizing) hormones. The symptoms and severity of the syndrome vary greatly among women. While the causes are unknown, insulin resistance, diabetes, and obesity are all strongly correlated with PCOS.
girl: "I've been diagnosed for Polycystic ovary syndrome..."
guy: "ROFL, that's like the worst disease ever! You're going to be a fat, acne-prone, balding, bearded, infertile, depressed, wo-MAN!!!"
girl: "nonono that can't be right, maybe he misdiagnosed?"
guy: "Well you know, that's one awfully manly chin you've got there now that I think of it"
girl: " :O "
*(girl has gone offline)*
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the female version of blue balls
That guy gave me the worst orange ovaries last night.
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like saying; i don't have the balls to (your choice!) for WOMEN! OR: i HAD/HAVE the ovaries to (do something)
(note: from a letter writer in the 'savage love' column!!)
at the pick up bar: go on over and talk to him!! (response:) i don't have the ovaries!
sarah didn't have the ovaries to tell her boss he/she was a piece of shit!
jane was feeling brave, had the ovaries to introduce herself; and ended up 'rocketing to the moon'!!
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similar to 6ix9ine’s term “let your nuts hang” but with a female definition!
girl you needa step up! let your ovaries hang. just beat her ass for kissing ya boyfriend.
its a way of saying fuck off and saying you don't give a fuck
are you pregnant get off my ovaries
An ovary's primary function is to produce the female reproductive cells, or ova. They also secrete the sex hormones estrogen and progesterone, which regulate menstruation and control the development of the sex organs. When an egg matures, it is released and passes into the fallopian tube towards the uterus. If the ovum is fertilized by the male reproductive cell or sperm, conception happens and pregnancy begins. An ovary is normally firm and smooth and is about the size of an almond.
The phrase "my ovaries just exploded" is a reference mostly said by women after seeing an adorable baby or small child. The idea behind it is very similar to the other closely related definitions (seeing/sensing someone attractive and thus producing more estrogen); however, this is specifically tied to a biological drive or need for bearing children. This is not to say someone using this phrase wants to have a child, or doesn't already, but it is an exclamatory statement proving how incredibly physiologically motivating seeing adorable children are on those desires.
Example 1:
Alex: Let me show you a picture of my 6 month old dressed up as a lady bug for Halloween...
Samantha: OMG that is so adorable...My ovaries just exploded.
Alex: WHAT?! Are you ok?
Samantha: HA! Nothing is wrong. Your daughter is just too cute!!
Example 2:
Kristine: Did you see those bulldog puppies licking the face of my niece.
Brittney: Seriously. My ovaries just exploded. Puppies and Babies. Ridiculous.
Kristine: I know. I can't decide which is cuter.
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A slightly sexist way to tell someone to calm down.
Swaggerella: OMG I just have so much swag im gonna die!
Random: OMG Keep your eggs in ya ovaries!
Harry Styles: Hey I just thought I would make an appearance in this definition so it gets more thumbs up.
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