severance package

When you're about to break up with a girl and you give her enough orgasm to get her to her next relationship

male version of a "farewell fuck"

Jason : I heard you broke up with Lana

Wade : it was brutal but it's cool, I gave her a severance package

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Package yourself

This is the act of making people think you are what you are not. It could be pretending or trying to deceiving people to believe your lifestyle is way better than theirs. It could be a good way of living or a bad one.

You will just be packaging yourself as if you have a job, now that woman has refused to help you.(bad representation)
Packaging yourself is good, he actually gave you a job?(good representation).package yourself

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Bundle Package

The act of doing multiple sexual acts that aren't involved in a normal "run of the mill" hookup. I.E. mouth-fucking, anal, ect.

Friend - So how'd it go with that chick last night? Did you smash?

Me: Yeah bro, she got the bundle package.

Friend - Damn its like that? ...What was her number?

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Package Pinch

When a person sits and pinches their balls and/or penis between their ass-cheeks and the object of which they are sitting on due to an excessive amount of seamen accumulated in their testicles.

Dude, I just got a package pinch and it stings.

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large package

A male with a large penis and balls.

Andrew jansen has a large package

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package deal

A term used to describe a female whose attractiveness is based solely on the sum of her parts. A quantity over quality situation.

See: butterface, Fergie.

HORNY SOB: I'd hit that!
VIRGIN: What? She's missing a leg.
HORNY SOB: Yeah, but everything else on her is top notch! That's a package deal I wouldn't mind getting overnight!!!
VIRGIN: You're a horrible person.
HORNY SOB: Why? Because I'm willing to reach out to a gimp chick when most people wouldn't even give her a second look? I'm the good guy here! It's like giving to charity.
VIRGIN: Hmm...now that you put it that way I can see that you are actually the second coming of Mother Teresa.
HORNY SOB: Ooh, Mother Teresa! Package deal!!!

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Dunkadelic Package

Is a basketball slang " catch phrase " that describes a player who's the combination of size, speed, and possesses an explosive dunk arsenal.

Dwayne Wade is a lethal Dunkadelic Package at the point guard position for Miami. Amare Stoudemire and " The Matrix " Shawn Marion form an explosive Dunkadelic Package for Phoenix.

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