Chip Packeting, is in effect the act of cumming in a woman then flipping said woman over to drink the baby batter out of her vag.
Noun;
The act of leaving the last three crisps, the last doughnut, the last five mililitres of beer, simply to avoid putting the packet in the bin
Joe: Aww man these crisps have green mold on them!
Tom: Yeah I know dude, you've been empty packet squatting for like 2 weeks!
A bunch of people or (group of people) being a bunch of asswholes
Those guys were being a bunch of packet asses.
When someone puts an unopened condom packet in another person's arse.
Bitch bent over and had a ring packet.
Eating a girl out on day 2 of her period while she's bloated like a bushel of crushed tomatoes. Then she Queefs in your mouth as she cums, so you spit the uterine wall sheddings atop a Denver omelette and eat your breakfast like a true mountain man.
Dude she didn't tell me she was on her period. I didn't have to order breakfast in the morning though. She queefed in my mouth and I topped my Denver omelette with the ol' Colorado Ketchup Packet! I didn't offer her any but I don't think she was hungry anyway.
A term (Minecraft) players use to jokingly toy with someone who is lagging or is gaining above average latency. Commonly used with "gigahertz" and "gigashits" to add an extra veil of tomfoolery. Used in mocking manner.
Popularized in summer of 2024.
(If Person2 is experiencing slight latency issues, and is projected to experience extreme exponential growth of latency):
Person1: I will send packets!!!!!!!1111!
Person2: ðŸ˜
Person1: I WILL SEND 5000 GIGAHERTZ AND GIGASHITS
Person2: ðŸ˜
(If Person2 is already experiencing extreme latency):
Person1: I just sent packets
Person2: ðŸ˜
Person 1: ayo I tapped kelsie last night
Person 2: nah bro your on the packet