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A far less aggressive term for "fuck buddy." PG and silly way to describe a sex friend. Plus, alitteration is awesome.
I'm feeling so horny, I'm going to text my penetration pal!
The required element of accuracy needed when performing such advanced sex techniques such as the flying leap. The true key in life of how to not break ones penis while being a fancy bitch trying to show off.
Jeffrey has been training his precision penetration by leaping across his pool and thrusting his dick through some soft jelly
The sexual act of baking a pie for one's girlfriend, rubbing it on her breasts, and then licking it off. One then places the remainder of the pie in her vagina and has vaginal intercourse with her. Afterward, the girl gives the pie-covered penis a blowjob to remove the mess.
Person 1: What's that pie for? Are you having company over later?
Person 2: No, me and my girl are having some pie penetration when she comes over tonight.
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Basically Netflix and chill, but with anime instead. Because anime is life.
Person1: Hey, later wanna do some funimation and penetration?
Person2: That’s a bit sudden, but ok!
its where you stick your dick in the dirt
the other day i felt super horny so i went outside and had a nice global penetration
Wall Penetration is basically where you fuck someone though a wall into their pussy or ass
Guy1: Wanna have Wall Penetration?
Guy2: What the fuck is that let go of my cock?!
A man who is not skilled at the art of baby making. He is known as the virgin of the group. He usually sucks at both sex and anything of that matter. He gets dumped for his poor performance and is not well liked by most of his partners. He is usually a man packing schmeat but doesn't know how to please a woman. He goes in dry and comes out dry.
Miguel: Yo did you hear that, i heard that Amir hooked up with a girl last night.
Leon: Yeah, I heard he is a Novice penetrator.
Miguel: haha, That is what his ex said.