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bikini perv

A type of man who loves looking at womens bathing suits mostly bikini's hence the name bikini perv.

When John went for a swim he became a bikini perv who looked at all the bikini clad women.

by J Slasher July 4, 2017


screen perv

An entire class of people who insist on reading over your shoulder while you are working or stares at your computer screen.

It can be even more irritating then someone who reads the newspaper over your shoulder. often makign you so uncomfortable to the point where you are unable get any work done.

This class of person will often read over your shoulder trying to not be to obvious and then 30 seconds after you close your browser window or make eye contact with them will immediately look away and deny they are reading over your shoulder or have the nerve to comment on what you were doing.

"Dude! you are such a total screen perv, if i wanted to show you what was on my screen I would call you over. it's called the personal computer for a reason mind your own screen."

"umm sir, i can not work with you screen perv all over me."

by allley June 12, 2012


Sleep-perving

Like sleep-walking but more gropey, usually when the sleep-perver pretends to be asleep so they can be near to grope you.

Did you see Tommy last night? He was totally sleep-perving on her!

by Cordelia Carp-fest June 22, 2010


Perv Noodle

Speaks for itself

"Back off, you perv noodle."

by Ginger09 January 23, 2017


caught in the perve

When you're checking out a hot girl and she was totally expecting it, so you quickly look away, but at this point its too late.. cos its blindingly obvious you were caught in the perve.

It doesn't always have to be the girl that catches you, sometimes it can be the boyfriend of the girl who you only notice a second later, when hes giving the evils.

dude: mate, check out the girl over there!
mate: o yeah awesome!!..o crap...
dude: what?
mate: I just got caught in the perve

innocent dude: woah!! that girl has nice tits!
boyfriend: what the f*** you think you're doing checking out my girl!?
innocent dude: crap

by London_guitarist August 7, 2010


american perv

Someone who like tall blonde women with large breasts, tiny wastes, and a massive ass.

Steve: How do you like women?
Bob: I like blondes, tall, big ass, the works.
Steve: Your a real American perv

by Jon Donny June 25, 2017


good perving

good perving is when a woman unintentionally or intentionally lets you have a look up her skirt.

"I got a good perving up her skirt when she was going up the stairs". "was in town today and I got some good perving on this twenty something sitting in the sun with her legs slightly open".

by citisnappa October 22, 2013