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An enthusiastic clap of one hand clapping the wrist while throwing shade.
These girls think twerking is dancing so I gave them the petty clap.
A petty crush is a spontaneous infatuation with another individual or more in which only activates when reminded of the individual or within the same area of said individual.
Such a phenomenon only occurs temporarily but can lead to an actual crush or potentially temporary symptoms such as:
-acknowledgment: This is referring to the realization that the mfer doesn't even know you, he/she's probably too old for you, already taken, or you're just not their type
-Depression: Temporary sadness that typically comes in after acknowledgment
-Mania: A series of emotions that overwhelms the victim (you or the one with the petty crush) which may cause one to become unbelievably insecure, bitter, and annoyed. This happens at random and only temporary.
This is called a petty crush because once the said individual has left your mind or sight for just a few minutes, the infatuation fades, unlike a true crush.
Furthermore, if you have this curse on you, you should probably D.E.A.R. (Drop everything and run).
Girl from down the street: "I had a petty crush on my store clerk"
Another girl from down the street: "Well, you better hope he's single and young or, D.E.A.R."
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When two or more people fight for a dumb reason.
Person A: Person C and Person D are fighting again.
Person B: Why?
Person A: The candy store ran out of strawberry gummy bears.
Person B: Looks like they're doing a petty fight.
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The sexual act of using a guitar to masturbate your partner.
Last night I took my guitar and Tom Pettyed her for 30 min!
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A phrase made up by Cherie Cook . It basically just means a petty person. Named after the rapper Fetty Wap
Cherie - Can you hand me that ?
Simone - Hand you what ?
Cherie - Deez nuts . hah GOT EEM .
Simone - you are so petty wap .
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A person that enjoys applying petty behaviour towards things that upset him. This person wants his upseties to feel the wrath of his pettiness until they freak him like a king.
He hasn’t opened my snap in days it’s because he’s a petty king
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A petty officer is a non-commissioned officer in many navies and is given the NATO rank denotion OR-6. They are equal in rank to sergeant in the British Army and Royal Air Force. A petty officer is superior in rank to leading rate and subordinate to chief petty officer, in the case of the British armed forces
Rae: I am Petty Officer Rollins I'm home on leave.
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