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That one cringey phase in our life where we watch Sonic X, make our own fan characters, and listen to early 2000s anime music.
Fuck, Shane, do you remember our fan recolors from our sonic phase?
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A Phase Laser is a woman or babe that instantly turns a guy on to an extreme level. Phase lasers are somehwhat rare and should be observed at a distance so that no harm can come to the male observer. Like love at first sight, a phase laser is similar in that she will in no doubt attract all the male attention in a 500m radius. When her pure gorgeousness and beauty along with perfection present itself, you will know that she is a true phase laser.
The term phase laser is derived from theoretical physics, in that a male will change what state(or phase) he is in when he catches a glimpse of phase laser.
WARNING do not over-dose on phase lasers, this can lead to extreme mental illness, and phase lasers should always be taken seriously. A flase phase laser (due to observing at a further than normal dustance) can cause blindness at close sight.
Tony! look away, she ain't no phase laser!
Look at that phase laser in that shop!
That phase laser in the green hoodie is phasy.
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A human may exist for many moons without sex, going through life's motions and barely even noticing the lack of fornication in his/her life. Indeed, once a sex-deprived individual overcomes the horniness, desperation and loneliness of celibacy, and lives long enough in absence of sex, he/she enters a new phase of acceptance and ownership of this destiny. As a camel may survive on its own supply of water in his hump, humans, too, may self-sustain in their own self-humping phase: Camel Phase.
I haven't been laid since the Bush era. I'm in camel phase by now.
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During an attempt to grow one's hair long, the point at which you look like a tool because the hair is both too long and too short to by styled in a hip fashion.
"What's wrong with your hair?"
"I'm trying to grow it out, but its too short for a style and too long for gel. I'm in a total awkward phase."
"Yeah, your hair really makes look like a dumbass."
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A term used to describe the erectile state of a male penis in which the penis is in between being flaccid and fully erect. The term itself is a reference to a semi-hardened piece of clay.
"Every time I see a picture of Lynette Carolla, I go into the leather phase"
"What is leather phase?"
"You know... Half Mast
'Ohh, Me too"
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Derived from the classic bay slang “Rip” or "Ripper” aka a slutty female. The term “rip phase” describes the period in a girls life in which she is a little loose. She sleeps with multiple dudes over the course of a few months or a year. Almost every girl goes through a “rip phase” at one point in their life. If you know a girl who hasn’t, just wait lol. Originated by the donnis in Berkeley, California.
That girl is hella bad but she's in her rip phase right now so I'm not trying to get too attached.
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A phase in different situations where you are treated like shit and nobody gives a fuck about you.
Carl: "dude hows freshman year going for ya"
Bob: "eh I'm going through a Rat Phase right now"
Carl: "Ouch tough break"
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