The Philip method

The woman lies down on the American side of the border while the man does her from the Mexican border. Then right as the man jizzes he jumps over the border so the kid is conceived in the United States and Trump can’t deport him.

Philip was conceived using the Philip method. So no matter how hard he tries he’s not a real immigrant.

Philip-chan

This person may be hiding their sexuality. They appear to be in the closet, often deflecting GAY things that happen to people around him even IF he's the cause of those things to happen. To sum it up, philip is probably gay. Also, stop playing on your damn phone during class! (if you are reading this)

Philip-chan: Bro I fucked your mom heehheheheheheheheheheh
Random person (Not me): ok (gay ass motherfucker)

PHILIP EMMERT

A piece of shit who can't lift 2 pounds and doesn't know how to walk. He instead bikes everywhere and acts gay. He flew into a horses ass.

That Philip Emmert tried to touch me yesterday, but he tripped and hit his moobs on the ground.

Sid Philips

A toy-destroying character in Toy Story, who is the toys' worst nightmare. In Toy Story 3, he is a garbage man.

Sid Philips loves to blow up toys for fun

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philip hunt

commonly known as the german - apparently he likes the odd cheese munky so it has been said, preferably with vodka

Guten Tag Herr Philip

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Philip Blunts

A god among men. See also the second definition of pimp

I want to be like philip blunts when i grow up.

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Devera, Philip

A person who is very generous and thinkis highly of his cadets.

Philip Devera we will miss that B.C.
"Good job CADETS"

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