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The idea that a woman should not wear diamonds before the age of forty. Based on Holly Golightly's motto in Breakfast at Tiffany's, played by Audrey Hepburn.
girl #1: Check out those diamonds! You should get them, you just got your sweet sixteen B-Day money!
girl #2: No way, I live by the Holly Golightly Philosophy.
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Eastern philosophy is a major street gang, originated in Calgary AB. spread across north America. extremely violent. among the best lock smiths around, stole 2,000-3,500 luxury vehicles in 07-08. gang rivals, bloods crips. have been charged with upwards of 120 murders world wide.
will defend profits at all cost, violent brutal gang not to be messed with.
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A person who thinks that her or his oversimplified answer will solve a controversial debate. The person is normally is in the late teens and the subject matter is usually religious, political, or ethical.
The phrase originates from the most common source of this stereotype.
"What does she look so smug about?"
"You mean Freshman Philosophy Major? After an intro philosophy class she thinks she can definitively prove that God does not exist."
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Front Porch Philosophy is the practice of inviting friends over to one's house for the explicit activity of drinking a few beers and discussing philosophical and spiritual topics. Coined by the Colorado journalist Stephanie DeCamp, the phrase can also be used to define a series of conversations held by a recurring host.
This week I decided to invite a former street-preacher, an atheist nanny and an acupuncturist over to my balcony for some Front-Porch Philosophy. I think the goal will be to discuss anything but religion.
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The philosophy that the number of folds around a flaccid dick determine its erect size - many folds = large & no or few folds = small
Dick aficionados swear by the Meat Ring Philosophy!
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A scene that sucks beyond expectations.
I was so bored last night. The bar was a real philosophy student party.
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In its most simple definition is someone who thinks that someone always has to be superior to another. This is part of Religion, Politics, Economics and Culture.
Contrary to popular belief, it has nothing to do with rights, religion, change or government involvment.
They believe that they are superior to some and inferior to others. Those inferior to them need to be treated like slaves, and dont deserve to be treated with dignity. Those superior to them are to be obeyed, no matter what, and deserve to take from you just to be better off.
They can dish out insults, but get all mad if someone disagrees with them. They hang out on Yahoo Answers.
Right wing philosophy
The Fundie and the Navajo.
Navajo medicine man and their tribes doing the medicine dance only to be interrupted by some Fundie missionary.
Fundie: "This whole whoopeing and screyeming is nothing but deyemon worship sending you all to heyel."
Navajo Chief: "You lack much wisdom from the great spirit. Please pray that the great spirit opens your mind."
Fundie: If you wanna hayate Gawd thayats fine, but the biabel sayed the werold would hayet us.
The conservative and the liberal.
Liberal: We need to fix our economy, and not let greedy CEO's go about treating us like slaves.
Conservative: NO! we have big problems, gays are in relationships and it grosses me out.
Liberal: No one is making you go to gay bars, but we have to put up with greedy corporations.
Conservative: Anti-American hippie.
The girl in the woods
Some girls are hiking, and one needs to pee, and she goes on a tree. Some proper SOB comes and makes a deal.
proper SOB: Oh (girl) act like a lady and pee in a toilet.
Girl: The bathrooms are miles away. No one is making you look, you stupid bitch!
proper SOB: You watch the mouth, and dont talk to me like that cause you just urinate wherever.
The Greedy CEO's and the working man
CEO: I have some news, we're moving your jobs to Wyoming. Tell your families to pack up.
Workers: My whole family is here.
CEO: Its cheaper in Wyoming. How am I supposed to go on my 5 vacations all over the world.
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