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Stanley Pines

A character from the cartoon Gravity Falls.
He is an old man who's favorite hobbies are shoplifting, vandalism, and watching T.V.
Stan is sometimes referred to as either "Grunkle Stan" or "Hunkle Stan" because of moments in episodes such as "Scaryoke" when he suddenly appeared, fighting off zombies like the awesome Grunkle he is, in which some fans of the show gave him the name "Hunkle"
He is also the twin brother of Stanford Pines, otherwise known as the man who completely ruined the entire show and I don't like him no more- but that's another story...or..definition.

Stanley Pines is not allowed on airplanes.
Oh wait, no that was when he stole his brother, Stanford's name.
Sorry Stanford, looks like you won't be leaving America for a while...

by Mrs.Pines February 15, 2016

15πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


pickling the pine

Phrase conceived from a night of horrendous drinking, pill popping, and weed toking.

The act of falling asleep with one's penis still inside the host vagina. Especially and most notably if the host's vagina is characterized as foul smelling with hints of vinegar, and for some odd reason, pickles. Thus, the smell of the ninja boot is seeping in and "pickling" your unit into acquiring its smell. Pine is a slang term for a male's pork steeple.

also heard as: Pickled Pine, Pine Pickler, Kelly Pickler, etc.

Copyright and use belongs to members of GMFS and phrase creator Erok(broken promises)

Jon: So how did that shit go down with that cumdumpster last night?

Kyle: I don't wanna talk about it.. but if you must know we got wasted, fucked, and then I ended up pickling the pine..

Jon: Fail.

AKA:
I woke up with Pickled Pine this morning (insinuating subject's penis smells like rank cooter.)

or

I wouldn't touch that ass with a 10 foot pole. I heard you got a permanent pine pickler between them legs. (insinuating that not only does the female have a smelly ham wallet, but also that she has a venereal disease such as the herps or HIV.)

or

LOL, Kyle?! How did you and Kelly "PICKLER" get along last night?!?!?!11 OMyFuckingG Lolzzz!

or

Damn! She straight up Kelly Pickled your ass last night, dude!

by EROK (broken promises) April 23, 2008

31πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Pine Level

aka Mayberry, small with a population of about 2000. 30 miles South East of Raleigh, NC. People who live here are usually middle to upper class, unless you live in Country Estates..in which case you are f*cked! Great little town to call home while raising the children.

Boy: Where are you from?
Girl: Pine Level
Boy: Daaayum, your parent's got money?
Girl: Yeah

by KernalKC August 20, 2008

12πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


pine ting

When you and your girl engage in any form of sexual intercourse.

Shawty came over and it was a pine ting.

by lit7654321 April 20, 2019

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


pines charter

A school with super sped people in it. Majority of the students are sped drug heads who think they are cool and claim to have a depressing life but in reality they’re just pussy bitches who cry about pussy shit.

armando is a fuck boy you're ugly and you can't get waves.

Example of what it is like at pines charter...
white hispanic girl: You don't know me dude I had a fucked up life

Guy: Shut up pussy bitch you're just a cry baby
white hispanic girl: I'm going to make you look bad in front of everyone now

by Charterfuckboysareannoying October 9, 2019

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


pine stapler

When a female shaves her pubes and it grows back a few days later with spikey stubble resembling pine fur.

Me: β€œHow did things go with that girl you took home last night?”

Friend: β€œNot good man, she had a pine stapler.”

by saigonsally February 18, 2018


Dick-pining

Basically the traditional roles of man chasing woman and woman being pursued is switched. And she is after your dick hence dick-pining.

Guy 1: "Dude butterface is keeps dick-pining me and I don't know how to deal with it."
Guy 2: "Well you can either use her or lose her ... or both."

by goin' hoggin December 6, 2010