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A mega racist ass word to those wth eyes basically closed (asians)
My asian friend is a Ding Dong Ling Long Ping Pong Ning Nong
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Ultimate extreme ping pong is a game played with a ping pong ball and a badminton racket
The object of the game is to smack the other person with the ball as hard as possible....
Once hit - you have been ponged!
Dude - You've been ponged....
Wanna play ultimate extreme ping pong? I'll pong you!
A brief, exhilarating (albeit not always mutually completely fulfilling) style of sex. A nice, impromptu way to mix things up on the kitchen counter. See also: Kitchen Aid Standmixer
Antonym: tantric sex
To Girlfriends: “Two weeks ago He got home after a long work trip, took me, and wham-bam, 90 second ping pong. I mean, I didn’t get off in the moment, but I can’t stop thinking about it. I think I kind of secretly love it”
marker used for boinking, big fat milky.
Girl 1: Hey dude, do you wanna use cracket ping pong today?
Guy1: Haha, sure. You sure are kinky
A funny word for table tennis because it sounds like the sound a table tennis ball makes when it hits the table.
A game mostly played by people who are looking for a sport you don’t have to move for (because they hate moving but like to make people think they don’t play games all day long).
Guy 1: Hey let’s play ping pong!
Guy 2: Hahah alright but why?
Guy 1: Because I hate sports but I want people to think that I have hobbies!
Guy 2: Hahah alright!
(In the VR community): Humping a virtual body pillow with Danny DeVito printed on it.
Oh gee golly, my dad just walked in on me playing ping pong in VR
An Korean slang term for lovers quarrel or two people in a relationship arguing
"I don't wanna play this ping pong"
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