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male masturbation. linda said it in a bob’s burgers episode.
Linda: “Oh, go play ping pong with your ding dong!”
A two people game. One (must be male) freezes his cum in the shape of a ball. When it's frozen he puts it in its mouth and kisses someone else. While kissing they try to push the cum snowball to each other's side, until one chooses on it or it melts in the mouth
This slut Janna cheated on me so I tricked her with bio ping pong. She now have 3 STDs
Ultimate extreme ping pong is a game played with a ping pong ball and a badminton racket
The object of the game is to smack the other person with the ball as hard as possible....
Once hit - you have been ponged!
Dude - You've been ponged....
Wanna play ultimate extreme ping pong? I'll pong you!
A brief, exhilarating (albeit not always mutually completely fulfilling) style of sex. A nice, impromptu way to mix things up on the kitchen counter. See also: Kitchen Aid Standmixer
Antonym: tantric sex
To Girlfriends: “Two weeks ago He got home after a long work trip, took me, and wham-bam, 90 second ping pong. I mean, I didn’t get off in the moment, but I can’t stop thinking about it. I think I kind of secretly love it”
A mega racist ass word to those wth eyes basically closed (asians)
My asian friend is a Ding Dong Ling Long Ping Pong Ning Nong
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A funny word for table tennis because it sounds like the sound a table tennis ball makes when it hits the table.
A game mostly played by people who are looking for a sport you don’t have to move for (because they hate moving but like to make people think they don’t play games all day long).
Guy 1: Hey let’s play ping pong!
Guy 2: Hahah alright but why?
Guy 1: Because I hate sports but I want people to think that I have hobbies!
Guy 2: Hahah alright!
(In the VR community): Humping a virtual body pillow with Danny DeVito printed on it.
Oh gee golly, my dad just walked in on me playing ping pong in VR