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A person who sneezes without their shirt on… while having a boner.
While enjoying sexy time, I schmitzel pistoled and had to immediately put my shirt back on.
“Pregnancy pistol” is the long term word for “pp”
Julia: “what does pp even stand for?”
Me: “oh! You mean pregnancy pistol?!”
Julia: “shoot me”
Pistol poppin' is what you do when your in the hood and some comes runnin' up you.
A golden pistol is when two dudes hold hands to make a gun shape with the rude fingure and index fingure pointing out, they then fingure a chick with there hands still in the shape of the gun making it a golden pistol!
oi dude theres that chick we golden pistoled last night at the party?
1 : another term for 'inspiring'
2 : the best fucking band that ever walked on this polluted up piece of shit that we call Earth
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referring to when a man is abnormally sexually built up, so upon contact, the man blows his load.
Antonym- Whiskey Dick.
1) John tried to have sex last night but had pistol dick so he was done before he could even start.
2) I wish i didn't get pistol dick every time I fuck a hot bitch.
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The Pistole Grip is the hand position used by a TSA employee when performing a gate rape.
My groper had a weak Pistole Grip during my last gate rape.
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