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Plain White T's

An awesome band from Chicago. They have some really great songs but it all went down the toilet with the song "Hey There Delilah." Don't get me wrong, its a beautiful song but with that one song a bunch of burn-outs started claiming the loved the Plain White T's even though that's the only song they've ever heard.

Burn-out: I love the Plain White T's!
PWT's fan: What's your favorite song from "Every Second Counts?"
Burn-out: "Hey There Delilah" duh!!!
PWT's: Have you heard "Come Back to Me?"
Burn-out: No
PWT's fan: How about "Figure it Out?"
Burn-out: No...
PWT's fan: "Friends don't let friends dial drunk?"
Burn-out: Uhhh... what???
PWT's fan: Exactly. You don't even know who the Plain White T's are so shut the fuck up bitch!!!

by cupcake_eater March 31, 2009

35πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


plain white t's

Plain white t's is the best friggen emo rock band in the world!

Bobby :Dude lets go to the plain white t's concert at the meow meow tonite!

janis; Sure that will be killer!

by Ali O May 2, 2005

150πŸ‘ 122πŸ‘Ž


plain white t's

Some flaccid acousticrap band that's huge on college and mainstream radio. A bunch of unoriginal bleating about how much some dude either loves/misses some stupid sorority chick who's probably blowing some guy named Trey at a kegger. Listening to them conjures up a perfect image of a guy in tight pants strumming his acoustic guitar in the common area of the dorm trying to score some freshman snatch. Makes Jack Johnson look like Dave Mustaine.

-Hey, have you ever heard of Plain White T's?
-Yeah, they're that band with unintentional improper grammar in their name that isn't as good as Neil Young, Sonic Youth, the Adolescents, or most anything else in the history of recorded music.
-Thank you Mr. President

by let's talk better mileage March 31, 2010

64πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž


Plain Cain Champagne

N.

N. The drippings that localize from the rear quarter of the male.

N. The moistness between the teeth and the upper lip usually consisting of ape semen.

Please do not drink the Plain Cain Champagne, you will most likely lose a limb.

The young man in his excitement blathered fluid everywhere, and the waitress proclaimed, "Get away everyone, that Plain Cain Champagne has a 38.2% of impregnating you!"

by Cory Strawbridge April 1, 2005

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Plain pop tart

Someone with no personality, or point of being there.

The kid that sits next to me in math is a plain pop tart. He has no personality, and he’s zoned out 99% of the time. I’ve never even heard him talk.

(This is not a quiet kid, but someone who seems to be out of it due to drug use)

by Uglybuglybee September 19, 2023


Sarah, plain and Tall

Reference to 1986 children's story (third grade reading level).
Often used when referring to something or someone that is bland or plain.

"Hey, I really like your place"
"Really? I thought it was very Sarah, plain and tall"

Or

"Hey check out that chick, do you think she is hot?"
"Nah, she is so Sara, plain and tall"

by Cuatemoc December 22, 2011

10πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Scotch my Plains

The meaning of Scotch my Plains means to "Lick my asshole and call me daddy".

You can go 'Scotch my Plains', motherfucker!

by yeet_the_meat March 10, 2019

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž