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A beautiful meme in which a man points at a plant and exclaims "Durr plant!" repeatedly.
Man 1: Damn Derek! Back at it again with the white vans!
Man 2: That's not a real meme. You wanna hear a real meme?
Man 1: Sure, go ahead.
Man 2: (Points at plant) DURR PLANT! DURR, DURR PLANT! DURR, DURR PLANT!
Man 1: That has changed me as a person. Thank you.
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A hard core nut flop in the water. Only done by extreme professionals. Effects of the NARD PLANT can result in death, autism, or testicular cancer. Have extreme care while planting your VICIOUS NARD, because it could harm others.
Kyle performed a gnarly Nard Plant at the pool.
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A plant pathologist is someone who hates plants. They may be seen as plant-lovers and advertise themselves by motivating that they want to save the planet by curing all plant diseases, but secretly they love looking at dead plants. During their studies they get the opportunity to inoculate plants with pathogens and watch them die. They argue that this cruel act is necessary to save the rest, however, they enjoy the moment.
John loved biology in school. His biology teacher knew it and recommended he become a plant pathologist. But he hated plants. He rejected her advice. Years later, he found out what plant pathologists actually do - they kill plants. He now lives a happy life, killing plants and looking at dead ones. His biology teacher was right.
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the leaf/vine like plant that, when ripped oozes a white secretion that is very similar to man juice.
mark has an obsession withthe cum plant
mark: look guys a cum plant!
*drinks the fluid of the cum plant*
everyone: that is so horribly disgusting i think i'll have to kill gerry
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the flossiest move one can drop or do. It often occurs when the dropper of the seed is out of his or her dome.
To plant the seed means to
1) plant a male seed (a colony of sperm) into the female counterpart.
2) to drop a flossy move on a girl to show you are interested in her. AKA to start a relationship without any commitment.
Dude - i think I am going to plant the seed...I told her to text me....
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I heard Jim planted the seed with his swizzle stick last night....Better look into plan B jim....
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A serious fall in which you land on your face. It's called a "face plant" because it appears as if you're trying to do an impression of a plant with your face as its roots.
Last night at Sigma Chi I was so wasted that I slipped, bounced off the ramp, and did a serious face-plant onto the ground below.
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The plant pussy will avoid any conflict, argument or mild disagreement, if he thinks it might lessen his changes at enjoying your plants.
Larry told me some bullshit last night I wanted to argue about but I love Larry's sativas more. You can call me a "plant pussy", that's the truth, Ruth.
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