The Mystic Pony

Slang term for doing meth.

Me: "Hey Dave. Are you riding the mystic pony?"
Dave: "AAAAAAAA;SLHDG;ALSDKJGA;SDLGKJADS;FLKJASDF;LKSJ"

smack the pony

Metaphor for female masturbation.

Vicky: I'm so frustrated!
Rachel: Go smack the pony...

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Pony Pounder

Some one who humps or has sex with horses, originating from Kitimat, BC

Dude, he's having sex with a horse.
Yeah, he must be a pony pounder from Kitimat

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pony nibble

(n) gently nibbling on the underside of the scrotum.

bro 1: "that chick just gave me a pony nibble." bro 2: "i don't know how i feel about that." bro 1: "me neither, it was kinda weird."

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Pillow Pony

1. a homosexual male
2. a man who thoroughly enjoys having another man's penis shoved in his various orifices.

Guy #1: So...that guy they call "Frenchie" is a real pillow pony.
Guy #2: Really? You mean he likes it when other dudes cram their di...
Guy #1: Yes.

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ghetto pony

A muscular dog (typically Rottweiler or Pit Bull mix) owned by an inhabitant of the ghetto. Young children of the ghetto therefore wish to own one of these for their own, similar to how suburban (and mostly white) children wish for ponies (as their parents typically own horses or exotic sports cars with horse branding)

"Roshanda wishes she had a ghetto pony so she could walk to the corner and not get shot or mugged"

or

"Paco didn't buy his daughter a ghetto pony for Christmas this year, just a picture of a Pit Bull with a message "Not Yours""

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Orange Pony

Slang for DayQuil; severe cold & flu relief.

I was riding the orange pony all the way through last flu season.