Me: "Hey Dave. Are you riding the mystic pony?"
Dave: "AAAAAAAA;SLHDG;ALSDKJGA;SDLGKJADS;FLKJASDF;LKSJ"
Metaphor for female masturbation.
Vicky: I'm so frustrated!
Rachel: Go smack the pony...
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Some one who humps or has sex with horses, originating from Kitimat, BC
Dude, he's having sex with a horse.
Yeah, he must be a pony pounder from Kitimat
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(n) gently nibbling on the underside of the scrotum.
bro 1: "that chick just gave me a pony nibble." bro 2: "i don't know how i feel about that." bro 1: "me neither, it was kinda weird."
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1. a homosexual male
2. a man who thoroughly enjoys having another man's penis shoved in his various orifices.
Guy #1: So...that guy they call "Frenchie" is a real pillow pony.
Guy #2: Really? You mean he likes it when other dudes cram their di...
Guy #1: Yes.
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A muscular dog (typically Rottweiler or Pit Bull mix) owned by an inhabitant of the ghetto. Young children of the ghetto therefore wish to own one of these for their own, similar to how suburban (and mostly white) children wish for ponies (as their parents typically own horses or exotic sports cars with horse branding)
"Roshanda wishes she had a ghetto pony so she could walk to the corner and not get shot or mugged"
or
"Paco didn't buy his daughter a ghetto pony for Christmas this year, just a picture of a Pit Bull with a message "Not Yours""
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A pony cake is a word or phrase which in the context may be conceived by the receiver as having a double meaning with sinister or obscene content or connotations, but really wasn't meant to by the person speaking the word. This is regardless of whether the word or phrase actually may have such a double meaning.
(E1) I thought he was trying to be nasty, but that was a pony cake.
(E2) When he asked for the rusty trombone, my mind was pony caking around to figure it out. It turned out he just meant the actual brass instrument.