scooch the pooch

to move yourself. to move your butt.

We need to make this circle bigger, now scooch the pooch!!

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Pooch Trail

After having a bowel movement, there is a small leftover dung that is seen at the edge of the toilet. It is usually the size of the quarter or larger, and is usually caused by diarreaha. It can be a huge brown stain or a few hairs. The pooch trail is very stinky and can cause discomfort in the form of smell around the anus. Basically when someone doesn't wipe their ass good enough and it gets left on the toilet seat.

Dude clean your pooch trail, I really have to take a shit and I do not want to sit on your trail.

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pooch hooch

A non-alcoholic "beer" for man's best friend.

Fred: Everytime I open a brewski now, Duke shoots me one of his "Hey, where the hell is MY beer?" looks... If we're having a beer, he's gotta have a pooch hooch!

Tom: Priceless!

John: Duke's no fool, he just wants to be one of the guys!

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screw+the+pooch

to fuck up

damn, he really screwed the pooch this time....

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Purse Pooch

A small annoying dog that annoying girls carry around in their ugly over priced purses.

Kara has a purse pooch that she dresses up in tiny feather boas and tiaras.

“If that purse pooch yips one more damn time I swear to Jesus I’m going to use it to beat her owner to death.”

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Knocking pooch

Having sex

"Wow Derek! That was a great day of knocking pooch!"

Party Pooch

When ex-attractive girls drink to much and start doing things attractive girls would do; they ruin the party...

Fatass Hoe: Weeee who wants to go upstairs with meh..?
Guy: Im gonna go home… play some graal…
Nerd: Ill be a party pooch with you