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"Poodle shooter" is a derogatory term for the M-16 and M-4 family of rifles with which the U.S. military is armed. This stems from the fact that the M16, M16A1, M16A2, M16A3 and M16A4 (the "M-4") fire the 5.56mm cartridge, a cartridge that many soldiers and Marines think is underpowered for combat operations. Prior to the Vietnam War, the Army and Marines were armed with he M-14 rifle, which fires a much more powerful cartridge, the 7.62mm NATO round. During the Iraq War and the war in Afghanistan, the M-16 and M-4 proved to be inadequate to the task of longer-range combat engagements and the M-14 rifle was brought out of mothballs and issued to some units.
"Man, this M-4 sucks. Did you see that? I hit that hajii at least three times and he just kept running!"
"I know. The M16 is such a damned poodle shooter. It would be embarrassing except our lives depend on these shitty rifles."
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Poodle-flaps is a term used to substitute a swear word when cursing. It is often used when under the influence of cannibis, and can be a response to something that you are incapable of formulating a lucid reply to. The term conjures images of a Poodle's vaginal flaps, and this is the intent.
Bob: "James, pass the pringles..."
<knocking over the pringles in an attempt to reach them>
James: Poodle-flaps!
Alternatively:
<Upon making an error in work or college>
"Poodle-flaps!"
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(n) A pile of dog shit. Similar to lawn sausage.
I stepped in a poodle paddy when I took that shortcut through the dog-owner's yard.
When a shit the consistency of a hairball oozes out of your ass.
Nothing takes longer to get out of my ass than an anal poodle.
A curly unshaved vagina that startles the unsuspecting upon being exposed. May look like she’s smuggling a poodle in her panties out of a pet store.
June had to shave her Panty Poodle before going to the pool as not to frighten people.
The mat of hair that collects on a shower drain.
Water was pooling up in the tub so I scooped the shower poodle out to let it drain.
A skank who hasn't shaved her who-ha in 10 months.
That girls skirt is so short you can see her cooch poodle.
That cooch poodle needs two hair styles for that short dress!
That stripper needs to shave her cooch poodle, it's springing out the side of her thong.
Her cooch poodle itself could give me it's own lap dance!