Poor Timing

A problem often seen in MSN conversations, between more than 2 people.

Flaaron: Did anyone go outside today? The temperatures were quite... unseasonable.
Ricket: So, today a guy got caught watching another guy take a shower after P.E.
Phil: I KNOW! It was HOT!

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poor boying it

Dressin like a hobo

The man on the street was poor boying it b/c he didn't have nice clothes

poor boying it

a descriptive term for being broke. usually used when people see your lunch consists of tuna from a can and they know you aren't on a diet.

what's up with bob eating tuna today?
he blew all his cash last night on stacey, so he's poor boying it.

Poor Turd

The Porter-stained excrement that is released from Mark the Twink after William Gilligan relives his adventures at the Jersey shore. Usually as the result of Mark giving Will-Gill the Buffalo Eye. It is best described as gross and off-putting.

Mark- *gives William Gilligan the Buffalo eye*
Will-Gill- *instantly erect and also hungry* "You know what to do buddy."
*45 minutes pass*
Will-Gill- "You know Mark, you should really get an awesome tan..."
Mark- "I should have never gave you the Buffalo Eye. I have to drop this Poor Turd in the toilet and take 2 showers now."
Will-Gill- "Well, I used to work at Lots so..."
Will-Gill and Mark chuckle together

Penthouse Poor

When you're rich as fuck. But won't go out of your way to buy pants for a friend's sister's wedding.

Alex Quiroz doesn't have time to fly back to New York to get pants for the wedding. He's gonna be penthouse poor and just wear jeans instead.

Poor Brain

The effect of poverty on logic and reasoning

Why do poor people act stupid and commit crimes?

They have poor brain

poor jim

A poor jim is someone that has no friends and alwas misses out on a partner for any activity.

look at that poor jim over there by himself, no one will play tennis with him