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pooting (poo-t-ing) verb
The act of besting someone in a competition of wit and/or skill; especially acts relating to sex and board games
I'm totally pooting all over your face right now.
I pooted on your mother last night after a nice seafood dinner, and I'm never going to call her again
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And old english term for a retarded child or one having any sort of disability
"yo man, i fucked this blind poot"
"fucking poot broke his walker"
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Forced air expelled from the vaginal cavity. Queef or vaginal flatulence.
Rebecca stood by her cart embarrassed by the sounds of her poon poot. Other shoppers were staring at her in disgust. "It wasn't a fart, I swear! I poon pooted!"
A little boy responded, "Gross, your vagina farted!"
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The act of going underwater with the exception of your ass and letting out a loud fart. Preferably in the act of an in water dive so as to time it in a manner that you fart as soon as the ass breaches the water. The way a porpoise clears it's blowhole to breathe and reemerge .
When in a pool and you have to fart there is a tough decision to be made. Do you blow bubbles or share with the masses and porpoise poot.
One who has constant gas who's preferred method of expulsion is out loud.
I can't go to the club with him hes a horrible wing man. It's hard to pick up women with a poot blaster around!
Poot is Demi Lovato's two-dimensional twin sister who has been in captivity for sixty-three years. She has recently been freed from the basement.
Poot Lovato's did nothing wrong.
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The aftermath of getting your booty-hole rammed so hard by another homosexual, it forces air so deep in your anal canal and comes out by way of forceful farts.
Bro, I got my fudge packed so deep last night that I woke up with a severe case of gay poots.