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a peice of bread without butter or water can be drier than a popcorn fart.
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The smell of sweaty, unwashed balls. Similar to the salty aroma of popcorn.
"My boyfriend wanted me to lick his balls, but he had total popcorn funk going on down there!"
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An ungodly brick of pink popcorn that is case hardened and sold to the unknowing masses at the circus, carnival, fair, etc.
When I was a kid I used to love circus popcorn, but now it tastes like shit on a stick!
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an unscheduled, unsolicited booty call.
Calling someone from his/her parking lot to inform them that you are coming over.(a definite dating no no, don't do it!)Also just showing up unannounced, ignoring the object of ones affections request that you not come over and showing up anyway. (can you say stalker laws?)
My ex keeps making popcorn visits even though I told him I don't want to see him again, so got a restraining order on him.
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Pocorn pimpin' is extremely small-time pimpin'. A popcorn pimp may only have one bucktooth bitch in his stable.
Look at that popcorn pimpin' motherfucker with that cat-fur coat and that whack-ass cane, tryin' to pimp out that raggedy-ass bit of trim.
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Popcorn Lizard:
When your in the cinema and your hands are full you eat your popcorn by sticking your tongue out and the popcorn sticks to it.
My hands were so full I had to do a popcorn lizard.
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When a couple are dating at the movies, and the man buys an extra large popcorn, with optional extra butter. At some point during the film, the guy cuts open a hole through the bottom, and sticks his erect penis in. While the lady gets some popcorn, she will be left with a sweet surprise.
Yo did you see the guy doing the popcorn trick in the back of the theater?
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