Ceiling Pose

A pose commonly used on Myspace.

1. Take your camera, point it toward your fat face, and use that chubby arm to lift it up a little above your head, still keeping aim on your face.

2. Stare those dead eyes up at the ceiling (preferably to the left or right)

3.Now for the tricky part: puff those chappy lips in a kiss pose.

EXTRA: If you really want to get advanced, hold up a peace sign!

Leah was trying to pull of the ceiling pose in one of her myspace pics, but her double chin kept getting in the way.

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kiarra pose

the act of sucking in your fat and twisting half of your body while having one hand on the hip, in order to make yourself look thinner than you are.

why does that girl look thin in her pictures, but in real life she's actually fat? "Oh, she's probably doing the kiarra pose.

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strike-a-pose

Meaning that someone is annoying or ignorant.

That is one strike-a-pose queen of the harpies.

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Jesus Pose

A type of transcendental yoga-like meditation. When sticking your arms straight out into a T position can cause the feeling of oneness with your surroundings. Can cause a feeling of contacting angels or being abducted by aliens. Myth surrounds this pose in antiquity.

Dude I was listening to Trance music on top of this mountain in a Jesus Pose getting into a state of trance. Unreal Bro

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crunch pose

when you have done something lucky or

you have done something that your very proud of that you maybe shouldnt be

i just scored with this girl that was way out of my league but she was drunk..crunch pose

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T-pose

when teenage boys haven’t come out of the closet yet 🙂

person 1: what are those guys doing?
person 2: the T-pose, I think they’re trying to attract the men.
person 1: ohh, that explains everything.

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T pose

A weird thing the emo kids at my school decide to do because they suck (EMO IS BAD)

Emo kid Josh: Hey Carrie
Normal kid Carrie Oh hey Jo- why are you like doing that
Emo kid Josh: It's just my T pose

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