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A person who pretends to like something they do not (a certain type of music, fashion style, etc), usually in order to fit in with a certain group of people.
Pop_Princess394: I LOVE HARD CORE MUSIC!!! Am I cool now?
True_Fan: Hmmm...something tells me you're a poser.
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a person (im not aloud 2 name names but hey,here we go,yeah rachel stanley,matthew plant,jack beckwith,emma whats her last name,sonia latif,naan bread,millie hawkins)who has no personal style or identity.e.g avril lavigne,lindsay lohan,good charlotte,mcfly.
"you fucking poser"implies the subject is a poser
"im a punk/goth/emo"bollocks.if you know you are then you dont say it,thats just desperate man.
"move your fat,poser ass"please move you huge vile creature wiith no identity.your making me vomit.
"my walls eill eat you"they WILL.
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ok these definitions are allrigh but miss a few key point. a poser is a person who trys to conform to a social group to either look cool, get atention, or because they are uncofident. a poser isnt really what they are trying to be
a poser dosnt have to be conformed to any group such as preps.
the best way to spot a poser- a poser will allways anounce their group through acts, clothing and speech
i have a poser friend and this is how it goes.
me- wats up?
him- nottin yall
me- why do u talk like dat?
him- cause ima redneck.
(he wears the stupid confederat (sp) flag n trys to act racist. he wears alot of flannel and a hat that says eith "Git Er Done" or "REBEL REBEL REDNECK"
FUCK POSERS roll on their bitch asses
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A person who is trying too hard to be punk... but isn't and loves rap and Fallout Boy... and Yellowcard and Gay emo... usually a girl or a slasher(emo)...
They wear excessive clothing from Hot Topic on one day and American Eagle, Ambercrombie, ect. on the next.
Poser: Man, Fallout Boy is so Hard-core!
Punk: Your gay...
Poser: And so is Yellowcard and...
Punk: STFU!
Poser: Why does everyone hate me! Wahhhhhhhhh!
Punk: PWNED SUCKA! Go cut yourself!
Poser: Too late!
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1. Someone who tries to fit in with a crowd by following all of its trends but isn't cool at all.
2. A complete douchebag.
3. Avril Lavigne.
4. Someone who tries to skateboard, BMX, etc to be cool but sucks huge donkey dick at everthing.
Dude, that kid Cole is such a poser, he always brings his skateboard to school and can't even do a fucking ollie.
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a person who talks about crap they think they know about even though they dont know shiiiiit
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a dipshit with no life that switches from liking the jonas brothers to liking cannibal corpse in a lame attempt to gain respect from another person.
me:hey have you heard of burzum? andrea:oh yeah they're like my favorite band.. me:can you name the members? andrea:uhm aren't they like 3 brothers with long hair? me:no you fucking poser dipshit.burzum is one guy. andrea:ohh...
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