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Sex Position: guy sitting on toilet taking a poop while the girl is on top reverse cowgirl.
“My favorite position is the squatty potty. Really helps with my constipation!”
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when playing circle of death you can't piss unless you have an eight card.
You ain't takin a piss unless you got a potty card bitch.
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Sexually, a female who will allow you to pull your dick from her ass (or someone elses) and put it in her mouth.
Me: You know Felicia got that potty mouth.
FRED: I Already know. She even clean other people's toilets.
Me: Damn. Guess she be talking all kinda shit!
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A masturbation technique when a man sits on the toilet and jacks off. When he reaches orgasm he aims his dick into the toilet and cums. No clean up necessary.
I walked in on my roomate doin the naughty potty.
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PORTOPOTTIES...
kk first thing first, if you would like to pee, then simply let it slide on out, now pooping is a wholenother story. KK, this is very simple, simply poop then quickly cover with toilet paper, hiding the evidence of the dredful poop behind, then casually walk out of the portopotty, like nothing ever happened......
PUBLIC BATHROOMS...
Once completing the porto potty pooping "method," successfully, this should be a no brainer. OK, if your a bit shy about peeing in public and your one of those freaks who have to pee "silently," then place toilet paper down directly before getting the urge to pee, this way the paper will be dry before it sinks into the toilet and looses its muffle. Pooping, is even more fun!! Sit down on the toilet and wait....wait till you get that feeling, to poop. Next place toilet paper down and plop one out, then when the next one comes, do the same, only FLUSH. The flushing will eliminate the foul odor of the FEESIS. Continue the same steps per every two dumplings.. and there you have it simple easy ways to pee and poop, trust me, they all work.
MOM: Now jimmy what do we do before we go poopy in PUBLIC?
JIMMY: I put toilet paper under my butt!!
MOM: I sware your smarter then me at times...how about in portable potties?
JIMMY: I let it all out then COVER!!!!
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When somebody falls asleep drunk on the shitter and leaves the door open for everyone to take a picture of
Chris Mell fell asleep on the shitter at Pauls house. What a sloppy potty timer.
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