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A Christmas present given by a procrastinator.
John: "Crap, I still don't have a Christmas present for Mary. ...I guess I'll just give her a New Year's present instead."
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When the kids are spending more time than usual in the living room around the christmas tree looking and waiting for the adults to leave so they can check out the presents that are theirs and guess what they got .
Wife-Where are the Present Detectives?
Husband-They are next to the tree checking all the wraping to make sure nobody peeked!
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Noun: literally, a bag of shit. Though really its an unwelcome present.
can be shortened to Serbian xmas present. see also, Serbian xmas: any day of shit-bag exchanges.
Against better judgment toma gave LT an Serbian christmas present over the holidays. that quickly soured the relationship.
I came to work this morning to find another urgent Serbian christmas present that had to be taken care of ASAP. lame.
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A present or gift given to someone hoping they will either repeat their ferocious past or hope that they have a future not looking back.
I gave a gun to Plaxico Burress as a Michael Vick present when he was released from prison. He was then resigned by the Giants to everyone surprise.
Not to far into the future, when the Giants were down 28 points to the Eagles in the NFC final, Eli Manning and Burress rally a come back to win in regulation time by a field goal.
That night, Burress had to make a decision; do something stupid or prepare for the Superbowl.
The rest is history.
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its when you whipe your ass after takin a dump with the inside of the victims pillow case put it back on and then let them go asleep on it while you enjoy the comical values of the prank
"hey dud, you should have seen it last night Dave farted on my pillow and gave me pink eye a week before so i went one step further and gave him the old Indian christmas present"
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A Mexican Christmas Present is the result of giving a girl a Donkey Punch, but instead of her butthole clenching up, she releases her bowels all over you like a Pinata, giving you - a Mexican Christmas Present.
"I tried to give Maria a Donkey Punch, but instead a tight fuck, she gave back a Mexican Christmas Present."
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Someone who is always frowning, or always a downer.. also in Taylor Swift song Better Then Revenge “I think her ever present frown is a little troubling”
Haile is such a b*tch, like shut up with your ever present frown
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