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Noun ; A very disturbed person who acts with little to no feelings only unless it is within a lie. Very sneaky personality. Does not bathe often. Not harmful to most but very distinct about his often colorful personaility. Addcited to pot. Very prepubecent. Tries to impress the weak/victims and lures them into his self indulgent world but often/most likely fails. Very un- intelligent, and clumsy. Compulsive liar. Likely to be a pedo. Dresses nicely but beware his disguises with his good looks and charm. Weird rash, may be contagious to most. Follows closely behind his victims up until the point of restraining orders. Guilty person. Often tries to make you feel guilty by using fabricated stories of unknown. Conceited.
Look at that Pot Pube saying that he's lived a hard life, and knows Michael Jackson and the President of Columbia.
That Pot Pube says he got molested by Oprah.
That Pot Pube said he got abducted by aliens.
a teddy bear made out of pubes
i've got hair stuck in my teeth from the pube bear.
sprouts (of any kind) added to the top of a meal or dish (usually sandwiches or salads) which resemble, in form, a mound of pubic hair
dude ordering a salad: "hey, why dont you toss my salad with a little of nature's pubes?"
hombre making it: "how bout a splooge of ranch to top it all off?"
The slight itching sensation in the back of your throat that occurs long after you've had oral sex with someone, particularly after performing oral sex on a woman - you've washed all the pubic hairs out of your mouth, and you're sure they're all gone, but you still swear you can feel a pubic hair somewhere in your throat.
"Dude, I totally brushed my teeth and gargled with mouthwash after I went down on Susie this morning, but I swear there's still one or two ghost pubes back there."
Someone attempting to grow a mustache but hasn't finished puberty yet so it doesn't fill in properly.
Wow, that kid has such a pube stache.
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When your in school and you get a piece of cake that has lunch lady pubes on it.The word originated when a certain student had a huge pube on his cake at school one day.
Wait ryan don't eat that! It's a pube cake!
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Someone who is inept and void of common sense.
One who is clueless in the art of sexual relations, often confusing a "bushy" female partner's pubic hair for her reproductive organ.
Literally, someone who twirls their pubes in moments of boredom.
Pube twirler examples
"Am I hittin the G' spot tonight Gertrude?"
"Uh, you're just repeatedly licking the lower portion of my belly button." - Pube Twirler
"I am so cool I just called that woman a dick wagon."
"Keven, don't be such a pube twirler."
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