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Parody line from a well-known mickey' d's ad from back in the day.
Person 1. Hey Person 2, what would you do if I was a girl?
Person 2. I'll grab your butt cheeks and pull out my willy.
Every year on april 13th, you must fuck a can of Quaker Oats and not pull out.
Mike- It's national fuck a can of Quaker oats and don't pull out day
Dave- oh nice
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This has a double meaning depending on how big of a douche bag you really are. The first meaning is, the point at which you decide to unleash the beast as opposed to keeping it caged. This is done without knowing what your date's reaction will be. The second meaning is, when confronted with the possibility of becoming insta-dad, due to lack of trust or your bad luck, close to copulation due to the fact that your retarded ass forgot a rubber.
Dibble: Hey what do you think of my little pee-pee?
Jen: Oh my God its tiny but you know what they say "When in doubt pull it out".
Dibble: I'm gonna jizz but I don't want to contaminate the world with my seed!
Tamara: Well when in doubt pull it out i guess?
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to get something over with; something that can occur rapidly
Just pull the needle out and tell Jimmy that you're dating his sister.
When someone is making up a bunch of bull shit right on the spot. Usually done when the person has no idea what they are talking about.
"Who stole my ipod???"
"I don't know maybe some leprechaun, came in the middle of the night and then pranced down the street singing I stole your ipod!"
"WTF??"
"Dude i'm just pulling shit out of my ass, if you wait a little bit i'll get you a bigger pile..."
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Doing something in a way that shouldn't work, but somehow does.
Creating money out of thin air.
Accomplishing the impossible in the most stupid way possible.
Being saved by nothing short of a miracle.
N: Seriously bruh, where all this money come from?
J: I told you man, I'm really good at pulling rabbits out of my ass
An explanation for an embarrassingly ridiculous idea.
OK, well I was profoundly drunk and I pulled it out of my asshat!
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