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Urinal-Punch

The act of sneaking up behind someone when they are peeing and punching them in the head.

Griffith, having been pushed to his limit, urinal-punched Logan in the bathroom.

by Billy-Hill February 19, 2018


cloud punch

When you accidently penetrate the toilet paper being used to wipe your asshole, and sink a digit into your Poo-cavity.

Just cloud punched my dumper, now I've got human poop on my finger.

by VICERN January 14, 2014


Playtex Punch

bitch slapping someone across the face with a bloody tampon.

"If Billie doesn't shut up, Erin is going to playtex punch her"

by jenafur10 August 16, 2011


sucka punch

aka sucker punch

1) to completely unexpectedly hit someone
2) to blindside punch

When that cheap shot taking, milk drinking marmalade exerts a sucka punch it's likely to cold cock a sucka or two

by xpurexhxc January 14, 2007

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muff punch

in a girl on girl fight, a punch to the pussy

angie kicked this girls ass when she gave her a muff punch

by 77transam August 28, 2006

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Gopher Punch

Pushing or punching your girlfriend's unreleased turd deep back into her bowel, with your knob, during a vigorous session of anal sex.

Doreen couldn't shit for three days after we had anal sex. I really gopher punched her good. She finally had to take and enema to get that rascal to pop its head out.

by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017

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shit punch

(v) To punch someone or something with extreme fury. Also can be used to describe a situation where one will suprise another with a punch in a sensitive area, thereby inflicting large amounts of pain. Can also be used with kick, as in to shit kick another.

I'm going to shit punch you in the dick!
That dude behind John just shit punched him in the face!

by slinkeril January 5, 2007

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