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A radical redneck is basically as big of a redneck as you can get. Radical rednecks are unenlightened and don't want to be enlightened either. They also believe that everyone should play a military, hunting, fishing, church, or business-related role. Although all radical rednecks are about the same of how big of rednecks they are, many are more extreme than others.
Examples of radical rednecks include Adolf Hitler, Benito Mussolini, Francisco Franco, Paul Joseph Goebbels, Josef Mengele, other Nazis, Josef Stalin, Vladimir Putin, the KKK, the Skinheads, the Aryan Brotherhood, and outlaw motorcycle clubs.
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Someone who wants to make sweet love to jesus because he has muscular theighs that could crush a walnut!! Or someone who thinks Jesus is the goods.
Maranda: Wow olivia, I'm wearing my super hot Jesus Sandles!!!
Olivia: Well of course you are, you're a Jesus Radical.
Maranda: HELL YEAH
Pete: Wow, i want to make sweet love to that jesus radical over there.
Bob: Yeah...I'm a fuckin' jesus radical
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A jesus radical is someone who incesantly speaks of all things relating to jesus and how good they are. They may not believe or worship jesus but they feel the need to spread the word of him in a mocking manner.
Betty: Jesus Loves You!
Roy: Really? How so?
Betty: He loves all the "special" people. (muahahaha)
Roy: Why does my life suck so bad?
Roy: I can't even get a date!
Roy: I'm an 18 yr old virgin! I'll never get laid!
Betty: Jesus hates you!
Roy: I thought you said he loved me?
Betty: Not today he doesn't! You're a fat lard!
Betty: I love Jesus!
Roy: Why do you ALWAYS talk about Jesus!?!
Betty: Cuz he has muscular thieghs, and I just,...I just want to lick barbeQ sauce off 'em!!
Roy: You're one sick fucker!
Betty: Mmmmm,... You know it! I love me some jesus!!
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Someone who, when discussing the issue of politics, believes that both (or all) sides of the political spectrum are equally bad and imcompitent in every way. This is often caused by a lack of political knowledge, the lack of care towards politics as a whole, or propaganda used to make a political party look worse than it actually is.
In contrast, traditional centrists vote for who they believe is a better candidate regardless of political position and use nuance and reasoning to determine who is worse.
Jimmy claimed he would not vote during this election because "both candidates are equally bad" despite one wanting to make billionaires pay more taxes and the other being extremely racist and sexist. It's pretty clear who's worse, he's just a radical centrist.
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An actual dishwasher, not a woman
Radical Feminists are Dishwashers
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