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To perform cunnilingus from behind while a woman is on her hands and knees vomiting in the toilet.
Kid 1: How was your weekend man?
Kid 2: It was not bad, I thank you for asking. It started off really fun.
Kid 1: What did you do?
Kid 2: As a matter of fact, Saturday night, I took home this drunk chick from a party and ended up giving her a Ralph Lauren. *Starts to sob*
Kid 1: You ok dude?
Kid 2: Yes..... No.... Yes... No... Yes, I'm fine. I'm fine.
Kid 1: I think I'm gonna try that on my girlfriend this weekend, I hear it's a delight.
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Who we have to vote for because John Kerry should not be president.
I am Soooo voting for Ralph Nader!
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A man with so much potential to be a great president, who will never get the chance because America is unwilling to allow a third party into a corrupted office. How bad would it really be to get a REAL person with REAL ideas into office?
Nader is a truly spiffy rad hippy who deserves to run the country.
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Meaning the most Sexiest being ever! the best sex god ever! with a huge penis!
man that boy over there is such a Ralph Gagliardi!....
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Randomly leaving a friend's house for a ridiculous, non-existing reason, leaving the host in complete bafflement.
Pulling a ralph TRUE STORY.......
Ralph: You have a mohawk. I hate people with mohawks. I'm leaving.
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A beautiful clothing line for men and women looking for both quality and style! The high-grade materials used in their apparel makes their clothing into a price, ranged for the upped class.
"My Ralph Lauren vest is made out of the high-grade material cashmere. Which is why I paid well over five hundred dollars for it."
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A group, usually teenage, that drink beer until vomiting. Used with pride among the group's members.
During beach week I was the Ralph Club's biggest contributer!
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