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a rash contracted from kissing randoms at the bar who could be possible necrophiliacs.
Brisbane, Australia: Woman contracts zombie rash after making out with a 23 year old male necrophiliac. (Unknown to her at the time) Police caught the man and he was imprisoned. TRUE STORY! Bet you'll think twice before picking up a random now!
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A severe allergic reaction, usually found on the upper thighs or ass cheeks, brought about by any amount of money ‘burning a hole in your pocket.’ The only known cure is to spend every cent of your Welfare check, Social Security check or Paycheck before midnight on payday – no matter what your financial obligations might be. Purchases generally include such low-rent essentials as cigarettes, lottery tickets, liquor, drugs, new release DVDs or CDs. Expenses such as rent, car payments, insurance, clothing or food are not considered to be essentials and therefore are not factored into the equation.
“Ouch! I gotta buy some cigarettes, DVDs and lottery tickets, quick - before I get a cash rash! I had a lot of overtime this week!”
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the rash that surrounds a skanky cunt-hole, caused by excessive queef discharge.
Brooke has an immense gash-rash.
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A sexual disease recieved from being 'on the road'.
That girl at the concert last week gave me road rash
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A rash on fanny's.
Symptoms;;
Sore,
Red,
Patchy,
Itchy,
smelly,
yellow cheese like discharge,
Fishy odour,
Yeast
puss like sore's,
"Eep Ella, You have fanny rash"
"I know"
"Go to the gynocologyst!!"
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An injury to a surfer after they get dragged across a reef.
Nick had major reef rash on his arm after he hit that reef off the point.
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The shit that is left on the ground or sidewalk after picking up after your dog.
Guy 1- Man you've got some serious dog rash there.
Guy 2- Tell me about it. Mitzi, my four legged friend, ate something that didn't agree with her and now it's squirting out her ass. Hey do you have a paper towel? This shit is seeping through my fingers.
Guy 1- That's sick man. Just spread it out really thin across the sidewalk. Hard or soft that's what I do.
Guy 2- What?
Guy 1- Yeah, it drys a lot quicker spread out and then I don't have to carry a bag around all the time.
Guy 2- Gross! You should pick up your dog's shit.
Guy 1- What!? Look at all the dog rash around here! Obviously I'm not the only one.
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