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Rectum-fish

A suprisingly large gruesome parasite that situates itself on the overhanging skin of a persons arsehole. It lives off the juices slowly secreated through the bumhole, and its lifespan it approximatly 7.6 years! Being harmless itself, a rectum-fish can however, cause accute discomfort to its host, if it has been sitting down for long periods of time, as this restricts it's oxygen supply, making it squirm.

Man: I gotta go to the doctors' later today, I've gotta a bitch of a Rectum-fish sucking out my guts.

by Mr.Pete November 9, 2007

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Rectum Invasion

When something is inserted into the asshole of a living being against their own will.

I gave my chick a Rectum Invasion

by Andy July 19, 2004

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rectum ripper

A huge penis that tears the other persons ass causing them to bleed.

That guys penis was sooooo huge that that rectum ripper tore me in two. I couldn't walk right for a week!

by willie989 January 18, 2010

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Rectum Rodeo

Insult to a gay who like riding arse
colon cowboy

Rahali likes it Rectum Rodeo Style

by Online Mafia August 6, 2003

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Lagoon rectum

A more formal alternative to the term "swamp ass"

Hey man you got some of that swamp ass

Nah man were in public it is lagoon rectum

by Jara42274 March 12, 2018


rectum face

Method of capital punishment in some jurisdictions. Involves the mutant known as Rectum Face eating you alive from the rectum on his face. Usually accompanied by disturbing sounds.

Josh got capital punishment by Rectum Face for poking Jacob

by lolcrackforever December 19, 2014


Rectum squeeze

When the poop is half way out of your rectum and your body tenses for no reason and pushes the poop back in creating immense pleasure

Rectum squeeze Seems kinda sus ngl

by Succulent anal seepage September 21, 2021