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Rectum-fish

A suprisingly large gruesome parasite that situates itself on the overhanging skin of a persons arsehole. It lives off the juices slowly secreated through the bumhole, and its lifespan it approximatly 7.6 years! Being harmless itself, a rectum-fish can however, cause accute discomfort to its host, if it has been sitting down for long periods of time, as this restricts it's oxygen supply, making it squirm.

Man: I gotta go to the doctors' later today, I've gotta a bitch of a Rectum-fish sucking out my guts.

by Mr.Pete November 09, 2007


Rectum Invasion

When something is inserted into the asshole of a living being against their own will.

I gave my chick a Rectum Invasion

by Andy July 19, 2004


rectum ripper

A huge penis that tears the other persons ass causing them to bleed.

That guys penis was sooooo huge that that rectum ripper tore me in two. I couldn't walk right for a week!

by willie989 January 18, 2010


Rectum Rodeo

Insult to a gay who like riding arse
colon cowboy

Rahali likes it Rectum Rodeo Style

by Online Mafia August 06, 2003


Rectum Rolled

To be tricked, through any method, into clicking a link that takes you to a picture of a weightlifter's prolapsed bowel hanging from his rectum.

Ken't colleagues and friends grew weary of his countless efforts at forcing them to view the weightlifter's insides, yet Gilbert was successfully rectum rolled on several occasions.

by Kentisugly May 07, 2010


Lagoon rectum

A more formal alternative to the term "swamp ass"

Hey man you got some of that swamp ass

Nah man were in public it is lagoon rectum

by Jara42274 March 12, 2018


pullus rectum

When you answer a question and your answer seems like you pulled the answer out of your ass.

I did not know the answer to I just pulled something out of my ass and practiced Pullus Rectum

by MrMontana April 03, 2016