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Relative triple cheeseburger

A general name given to inspirational family members. It is often thought to represent cousins. It encapsulates all that is great about cousins. They are family, but not so significantly close in relation that one would be overly offended about insults directed towards them. Particularly, the triple cheeseburger component highlights the meaty undercarriages of many, as well as, identifying how deliciously inspiring many of these cousins are. It has been rumoured that they can become the muse of others to create beautiful works of art (eg poetry).

Big dog: Yo homie. What’s crackin? How’s that relative triple cheeseburger of yours doing.
Bernie: You know how I do. I be tryin to keep that meat in its package. But it ain’t easy.

Big dog: Aight. You do you. But check this dope poem about your relative triple cheeseburger

‘Roses are red
Bernies cousins in heat
So he went down south
To pump in his meat’

by Mr. Beepsie May 23, 2024


Relative triple cheeseburger

A general name given to inspirational family members. It is often thought to represent cousins. It encapsulates all that is great about cousins. They are family, but not so significantly close in relation that one would be overly offended about insults directed towards them. Particularly, the triple cheeseburger component highlights the meaty undercarriages of many, as well as, identifying how deliciously inspiring many of these cousins are. It is known that they can become the muse of others to create beautiful works of art (eg poetry).

Big dog: Yo homie. What’s crackin? How’s that relative triple cheeseburger of yours doing.
Bernie: You know how I do. I be tryin to keep that meat in its package. But it ain’t easy.

Big dog: Aight. You do you. But check this dope poem about your relative triple cheeseburger

‘Roses are red
Bernies cousins in heat
So he went down south
To pump in his meat’

by Mr. Beepsie May 23, 2024


distant-relative-in-law

1- Distant-relative's spouse.
2- Spouse's distant-relative.

Distant-relative-in-law.

by Folqa July 24, 2024


penis relative

A penis relative is a sibling connected to you only on the fathers side.

Karen’s not my full sister, she’s my penis relative

by the mooseman August 3, 2019


Trash Relativity

This term is used to describe the common mentality, usually held by mildly trashy people, that everyone trashier than them is indeed trashy but they fail to recognize their own trashiness.

I'm going to burn this plastic in a barrel behind my house.

That's trashy.

I know I'm not trashy. People in the ghetto are trashy

You have a case of trash relativity my friend.

You really shouldn't walk over furniture like that.

Why?

It ruins the furniture over time and it's trashy

Omg It's not trashy

by Bigbilldoyle July 23, 2019


distant-relative

1- Cousin's descendant.
2- Ascendant of second degree for up's sibling's descendant.

Distant-relative.

by Folqa July 24, 2024


relative growth factor

When you sport a chubby after your first cousin walks in the room.

Man, i had not seen my cousin since last summer...she has tatas now....my relative growth factor was off the chart!

by Steelersfreak2 March 20, 2019