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An entirely fictional account written by a senile drunk old man bribed by the government to write this bullshit about higher education. As made-up as Harry Potter but less fun.
Includes absurd claims such as that charging students over the moon to study will encourage more people to go to university, that the threat of being millions of pounds in debt doesn't stop poor people studying, and that students in ten years time will ride to university on the backs of flying pigs.
Dearing is an asshole.
The Dearing Report is a pile of fucking shite.
Dearing should be fucking smoked
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An imposter in Among Us who deliberately self reports in order to fein innocence.
Self reporters often have no other witnesses to the murder.
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The sound of dumping on some fools.
We blasted those niggas until the rifle report was heard by my beyatch.
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A "fake news" television program airing on Comedy Central from Monday to Thursday at 11:30pm eastern time. Hosted by Stephen Colbert, the Report satirizes conservative, ego-centric media pundits such as Bill O'Reilly and Geraldo Rivera.
Pronounced "Col-BEAR Re-PORE".
"Open up baby bird, 'cause mama's got a big fat nightcrawler of truth! This is the Colbert Report!"
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Toilet Paper Sheet reports.
As in : What your boss does with TPS reports.
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A show in which the American news is twisted into semi-truthful stories of current events
DUDE!! Did you see the Colbert Report last night? Steven had all the clips of bush making grammar mistakes. Yea dude, but you dont say the t's in the title you tard
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