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Rice's Law

Rice's Law is the theory that anything that can go right will go right. It is the diametric opposite to Murphy's Law. Murphy's Law Fanagle's Law Sod's Law

See I told you we would finish before the deadline for Rice's Law is in full effect. Murphy's Law Fanagle's Law Sod's Law

rice box

A box of rice

I ate a rice box from Panda Express

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rice soldier

Little or insignificant role. A pawn in a chess game, except this pawn will never be queen.

A rice soldier is a dime a dozen. You hold no special value.

Rice Fields

The ancient land of China, also where our lord and saviour FilthyFrank originated from.

FilthyFrank: WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MOTHERFUCKER
Me: Thanks ma dude.

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rice burner

What every 16-20 year old who's seen "The Fast and the Furious", or "2 Fast 2 Furious" is likely to drive. Usually running a ridiculous amount of negative wheel camber due to the car being lowered without getting an alignment done, wheels larger than can reasonably fit in the wheelwells (giving lots of tire rub), a 3 foot tall aluminum wing, under car neon tubing, "Type R" decals, a boost gauge (esp in a normally aspirated car), and has the overall appearance of an automobile onto which every advertiser in Super Street has barfed a part.
Required equipment includes a 5 inch exhaust tip on an otherwise stock exhaust system, a 4 million watt stereo system that, from outside the car, seems to do mothing other than vibrate the rear hatch glass, and every aftermarket gauge that the local Pep Boys carries (not necessarily connected to anything).
Not to be confused with a "tuner car", which may be quite a bit faster than anything you've seen away from a racetrack.

My friend's sixteen year old brother had a really fast Chevelle, but fter seeing the Fast and the Furious, he traded it for a 17 second rice burner.

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Ray Rice

The act of hitting one's girlfriend or fiancée excessively. This will be followed by a bruised face and negative press, but don't worry you'll only get suspended for 2 games. (If you smoke one pot, expect to miss the rest of the season) This beating may or may not be followed by marrying the abused girl due to her low self esteem and your ability to make large quantities of money and buy her nice trinkets AKA bling-bling.

1. If I caught my girl at a Vegas pool party doing that, I'd go Ray Rice on her ass.
2. Did you see that Josh Gordon got suspended for the whole season? Yeah we should Ray Rice Roger Goodell.

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